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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

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Celestia and Luna thought they killed off all the black and red alicorns eons ago. Sadly, they were wrong. Dead wrong! Now, an army of the insufferable things are poised to strike and they have to do something about it. Thankfully, the Sunshine Smiles space marine chapter, the least respected of all the imperium of man, are passing by and are more than eager for a good xeno purging. For the Emperor!

Obvious Warhammer 40k crossover. You know, 'cuz there aren't enough of those already.

Chapters (4)
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Comments ( 25 )

female space marines now were fuck O_O:twilightoops:

2354917 :pinkiehappy:

2355549 You piece of shit, I'll kill you!

2355571 female space marines are bestmale space marines

Spess Mahreens from Essex or up North... Oh God. This is going to be the bets thing I have ever read. Ever.

Where are the Spess Mahreens from Essex? We need more of their hilarious accents.

2369299 They're in space, duh! Yeah, I realized I have to at least establish some kind of plot before the space marines show up and start blowing everything up. Definitely gonna put them in next chapter, though. :pinkiehappy:

A satire about shitty black-red OCs? Must read it, right now! :D

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU. Have the Space MARINES WIPE out both the red and black alicorns and Equestria to replace it with an Imperial planet.:applecry:

Arguably one of the most hilarious descriptions I have ever seen for the sun.

2567618 I mean the real Space Marines Blood Ravens, Ultramarines, Space Wolves. that other group scares me and at the same time makes me want to kill myself. LOL.

There actually aren't enough Warhammer 40k xovers (not good ones, anyway...). I will read this. For the Emperor!

Fuck everything, this is amazing. Now you need goth/emo Necrons that are all female.

I KNEW IT! I knew this had to exist! (I got here through a google search that happened to be the exact name of this fic. I wasn't aware that this fic existed)

Nah the least repected SPHESS MEHREENS sould be the flesh helms poor bastards.

Good story, Lots of comedy . I didn't know what to expect only that any expectations were blown away .

I think a soundtrack of Sum 41 is appropriate for this story.

Thia is literally the greatest thing ever.

FEMALE SPACE MARINES HERSEY THE CODEX ASTARTES STATES THAT NO FEMALE CA BECAUSE A HOLY SPACE MARINE LET ALONE BEST THE HOLY POWER ARMOUR UNLESS THE ARE FULLY INDORSED BY THE GOD EMPRAH HIMSELF AS BATTLE SISTERS AND EVEN THE IT IS HERSEY FOR THE TO HAVE THE AUGMENTAIONS OF THE BATTLE BROTHERS YOU HAVE COMMITED GRAVE ACTS OF HERSEY AND MUST BE PURGED I CALL EXTERMINAUTIS. That is the end of my rant for the god EMPRAH

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