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Fiddlebottoms


"Do whatever you want, because I'll be doing the same." -- Haruko Haruhara

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What if the prehistoric conflicts of Equestria weren't as dramatic as they have been made out to be? What if they had been waged through post-it notes? Actually, that would be pretty dumb.
Here is a story that is pretty dumb.

Rated Teen for crudely drawn butts and graphic depictions of passive aggression.

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 56 )

First and last time I will ever use GIMP to create a cover image. You may praise and fellate my 1337 drawing skillz.

1602142 FELLATION BEGINNING!

This was... Actually really funny!

I listened to Pink Floyd the whole time. No regrets.

Tap dancing is a very demanding activity. My cats require frequent hydration if they are to continue training at the rigorous pace I have set.

Possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever read in my life. :twilightsheepish:

So the lesson here is to not have roommates?

I quite like this already. Good opening. Delightfully silly.

I am left feeling this has something to do with a particular broom handle.

You have no idea how pleased I am with this ignorant assumption.

You bastard. Seriously, bravo.

Sticky notes. SO EVIL. Beautiful.

I would have kept the broom handle. War trophy.

Yes I'm a hoarder.

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This made me laugh so hard. Seriously. xD

Lol this reminds me of my roommate and I.

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I'm still not sure if Discord was honestly incredulous, or deliberately being a prick.

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Which Pink Floyd? I prefer the couple albums Waters took the lead on (The Wall & Final Cut), but I'm moody sort.

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Theoretically, the lesson would be about talking about your problems openly instead of resorting to childish tactics every time you have a disagreement. However, seeing as I have done the latter more often than the former, yeah.
A couple years back I decided it was worth a few hundred bucks a month just to not have other people hanging around.

1603016
I do still have the broom handle. Not sure what I'm gonna do with it, but I wouldn't recommend using it for ... that. Not very sanitary.

1603856 Half of "Wish You Were Here" and Half of "Animals". I was just finidhing up Have a cigar, and I'm sorta a slow reader with music on, so I was just about finished with Dogs once I was done.

I get what this was based off, this is hilarious. Discord is best troll.

1602849

I listened to motherfucking Nightwish.

Anyway, funny story. Makes me feel better about being a hermit.

1605421 Pink Floyd is better, fool.

1605436

Not for a high-octane thriller like this story. I was on the edge of my seat.

Once again a highly amusing story, and told in an original method. Have a thumb and a :moustache: good sir.

...Wait. Who's Lewis?

This is the worst/best sillery. Thumbs up.

I almost wish you would continue with Sombra, but I guess he didn't have enough personality in the show.

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Alias for a former roommate.
It was a joke-attempt. The story seems to be leading up to a sad moral about the importance of getting along, and how passive-aggressive notes and such can escalate and ruin relationships, and then in the last 100 words the train completely derails.
I like stories where there is a very clear moral, but the characters (in this case the narrator) don't get it.

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She was drawing butts all over the place. BUTTS! If anything, the sentence was too lenient.

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I know. I was somewhat worried the mods would insist it have a Mature rating, for how graphic and intense it was.

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Your welcome, and you guys seem like interesting folks.

1607406
I've been twiddling with this for about a month (the first note I wrote was Celestia's one about the moon still being in the sky, I did that back in October), adding a hundred words or so at a time then forgetting for a while.
And, yeah, I held out until Sunday to publish because I was hoping I could fit Sombra in somewhere.
Unfortunately, Sombra didn't offer as much potential as Discord or Luna nee Nightmare Moon. All I could come up with was, "he smokes a lot of cigars."

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This is your fault.

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Do you think I could get away with making that my profile image?

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For a site based on a show that lets you see big naked asses constantly, it'd be pretty hypocritical for the authorities to have a problem with it. You know how authorities are, though. It's always something with them.

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It is done.
THE MOON SHALL NEVER SET!

This sounds like me and my sis if we were demigods...

Thus I am thoroughly amused!

I'm not entirely sure what I've read, but I think I like it.

That was hilarious!

Ezn

Seattle's Angels led me here, and I was greatly amused. I kinda felt like the prose bits were somewhat on the weak and annoying side (that whole stationary dating joke rather jarred with the much funnier exact amount of time joke that followed it), but the ending did make me smile. Thank you for writing.

....
yep, roomies.
:scootangel:

Oh dear god more. Though clearly this needs to be redone on sticky notes XD

Very hilarious stuff. Many thanks.

Comedy gold. My thanks to you.

I’m coming back, you here?

Hear*

He detached me to finish writing this note.

...That's not the right word, I'm quite certain.

Oh yeah.....this is going to be good:ajsmug: A tale of three of the Gods of Equestria, love it:yay:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: OH GODS MY SIDES:facehoof: I CAN'T FEEL MY BUCKING SIDES:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Wow, that's just bucked up, I'm afaird to continue because I don't want my lungs to burst, buck it, I'm going in, tell my mother I loved her:derpytongue2:

And on a serious note....you ever notice how Celestia sends six mortal ponies to defeat two gods, an army, and a 1000 year imprisioned unicorn? What the buck is wrong with her? Why can't the Gods do that shit themselves:facehoof::ajbemused:

So this is what the Gods of Equestria do when they are angry? They just imprision their family in stone or the moon? Damn, I would hate to be a God:facehoof: And wow....all this because of salad, even immortals get ticked it seems:facehoof:

Even Gods can't stand each other.....how tragic, but funny as buck:rainbowlaugh: Loved it:pinkiehappy:

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Hilarity of the highest degree. :)

Absolutely hilarious. One question, though. Why are some of your drawings replaced with advertisements?

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They should not have been.
I recently moved them to be hosted from Imgur, but I don't think they do sleazy shit like that.
If anyone else happens by and is getting this, please tell me so I can find a better solution.

this is so bucking hilarious :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

This needs a sequel about the mold.

1602815 Hopefully it's not still going on?

4197900 for Fiddles, it shall never end
;_;7

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