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Fiddlebottoms


"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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Rainbow Dash keeps forcing everyone to read a comic that isn't funny. Twilight tries to find out why and Pinkie Pie is, as usual, completely unhelpful in a deeply unpleasant way.

Originally was gonna be inspired by Super Trampoline but things went a weird way. Dedicated to him anyway.

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Comments ( 10 )

Well, I enjoyed that most heartily.

I had no idea Stewart Lee even wrote pony fic. Forgive me - I joust.

Well done!

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Forgive me - I joust.

With that lance, indeed you do.

I appear to have missed the point and/or joke, sadly.

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The point is the pointlessness and the joke is that it isn't funny.
That's just how I does what I do.

So this is what absurdism tastes like.

I've reviewed this story HERE!

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The joke is that you may be killed or branded a heritic for making a joke about topics society deems uncooth, for surely making a joke about the transgendered is cause for death, it is not i who has the brain problems you see, it is you who mocks my religion of penis inversion. To offend is to maim, is it not within my right to defend myself from agression, to meet force with force. The bible says an eye for an eye, therefore go forth and evicerate a nazi, kill their children, put pins in their petfood. It is not i with brain problems, it is you whom i have striken with a mallet. And as i see your blood and brains drip unto the sidewalk, i take a deep pull of my expensive vape and leave knowing in my heart of hearts that i have made the world just a little safer and that i am a good person, because you are bad and that good has triumped as it always has and always will over the wicked. Praise stallin
No sir, you are the one with brain problems, specificly severe hemoraging.
#current year events like me on facetime
-posted from the latest iphone #fuckcapitalism

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It’s funny because I now identify as an absurdist.

This was a fudging nightmare... Argh help me

...

Take the CRACK* TERRIBLE rating

And forgive my sins, please

I didn’t have brain damage, nor do I joust, although I doubt the former after reading this.

Why did I?

*: The story is literally unreadable.

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