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KitsuneRisu


Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

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When the peaches have finally had enough, they exact their revenge.

And there is only one... only one instigator in their sights.

(Warning: Sort of Random but not.)

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...

Pft.

Just...

Yes.


All my yes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I for one welcome our new peachy overlords.

Wow. That is one bad peach. :pinkiesick:

What the heck is up with this 'peach' thing? I've seen two stories featured recently about Twilight and peaches. What's going on!?:twilightangry2:

Oh, good story, by the way.:pinkiehappy:

-SS

At first I thought someone had tried my story after I posted it, but I seem to have been mistaken.

I'm glad I'm mistaken. This was confusing at first, but that doctor, oh gods! I'd become one just to say those things!:pinkiecrazy:

The Peachening continues! FOLLOW ME, MY PEACH LOVING BROTHERS AND SISTERS! FOR GLORY!:rainbowdetermined2:

Shit just got real

3651149
Someone made the original story and then made a group for it. A bunch of people who knew them started writing similar stories. Then some other people saw what was going on and blogged about it, and it spread by word of blog to a crapload of people. Basically, it spread like everything on here. I heard it from Regi.

3651149
As Garbo said. Basically it started when Obs made a site-wide post about abusing tags in the blog system. He used a made-up story called 'Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches' as an example.

Someone mentioned that someone should write that, and basically it snowballed into a thing that even Wanderer D and Obs himself contributed to. I didn't want to be a part of it, but I was forced to.

Now everyone get out. Pool's closed.

A lot of things about squirrels.”
“Squirrels?” Fluttershy asked, stepping forward as well.

Oh you.

That was simultaneously the best and worst Twilight-and-peach-based story I have ever read. note: I have only read one Twilight-and-peach-based story

Now we just need a story about Eat sparkling the peach twilight, and the circle will be complete, I guess? :derpytongue2:

3651765
This is the only one you'll ever need...~

I feel the inane desire to write a Pulp Fiction crossover about peaches...
"Peach Fiction"

3651866
Say Peach again.
I DARE YOU.
I DOUBLE DARE YOU, M-

...

Do you know what they call Peaches in France?
Le Peache.

Ooh, neat.
Pamplemousse.

3651945
Wasn't Pamplemousse grapefruit? The only reason why I know this is because of that youtube duo who did an angry birds cover once and they said so. I BELIEVE YOUTUBE. OMG.

I LERN ALL MY THINGS FROM YOUTUBE.

3651967
What! Get that grapefruit out of here! Only Peaches allowed!
IN fact... are YOU a peach? ARE YOU?
IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

I'm not a peach.
I'm an orange.

Did you say apple?
Whaddya mean kiwis?

3651765 I want to write Eat Sparkles The Twilight Peach now. I's about an OC pony called Eat the Awesome (red-and-black alicorn, of course) using his tragic backstory to cover a sad, lonely sub-species of peach called the Twilight Peach in sparkles and make it feel better. The whole thing will have over one bajillion kazillion thousand views, and fourty-four hundred and two likes.

3652015
Don't forget to tag it sex, gore, mature, random AND romance to give it better chances.

3651602
Damn. I showed up late... again.. :fluttercry:

3652456
Don't worry, there's enough sex, gore, and mature tags for EVERYPONY!!!!

3652489
I'm more upset that the pool is already closed.. :twilightoops:

3652498
Shh.. secret pool at the back. You know the one. Bring the fun party stuff.

3652520
:rainbowderp: YUS! I'll be there in five! :pinkiecrazy:

Very few words come to mind to describe this story. Among those are 'wat', 'yes', and 'harribluh', which I have added to my personal dictionary because reasons.

Peaches!
Yay peaches!
Millions of peaches / Peaches for free
Alright. I'm ready. Let's do this.

The oppressive force of the peach overlord filled the room, sneaking up her garters and making her feel uncomfortable in her jubblies.

. . .
. . .
. . .
Moving on.

I am your lord and master, it suggested, almost as if it could speak, and you have been a very naughty girl indeed.

I think this is an appropriate point to question the rating of this story.

But there was no blood. There was no pain. There was no discomfort. There was simply a wrenching in her heart whenever she tried to look at it, and all she could manage was to partake of the space where her leg should have been through a blurred gaze and misty eyes.

The only thing that hurt was her butt. And she didn’t know why.

The peach overlord took one of my legs the other day. I don't know how he even got into my room.
But it was okay, he didn't really mean it. He gave my leg back and he even lent me his trampoline for a bit as a apology gift.

“Yes, we analysed the sample you gave us,” the doctor continued, placing a small plastic bag with a peach inside. “She’s having a very small onset of dementia, or as we call it in the scientific world, ‘the crazybrains’. It’s caused by food poisoning. The peach she had been eating was rotten.”

“So the peach was the culprit of her... condition?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Yes, along with cramps, the shakes, the willy-nimbles, the super-runs… a whole bunch of other stuff. Technical terms. You know.” The doctor waved his hoof around.

I have such faith in the Ponyville medical system.

“Silly kids,” he muttered, looking down at the fruit. “All this nonsense and noise… all because of a stupid peach.”

Those kids.

3653340
Of all the stories I write...
You know, I have others right? Heheheh

Others MORE deserving of your attention?

3655586 Do not question my ordering.

Because I won't be able to answer. (Meme stories should ideally be experienced while as fresh as possible.)

3657725
I QUESTION THE EVERYTHING OF ALL AND ALSO YOUR FACE.

So there. :flutterrage:

This is... odd. Very well written though - the "technical terms" had me giggling for quite a while.

Why am I not surprised that, when written by you, even something as odd as this could be worth a read?

Damn you and your talent.

3673388
It's not talent.
It's PEACHESPEACHESPEACHESPEACHESPEACHES :pinkiesick::applecry::derpytongue2::derpyderp2::trixieshiftleft::rainbowhuh::twilightoops:

*explodes*

3674407 I feel I must conduct experiments to ascertain if talent = peaches. ;) :twilightoops:

3675898
As you will. But I believe you'll find the results... flavourful.

3675958 ...

I feel I should not laugh at that - yet, I am.

this is possibly the best story i have ever read

It happened again. I came on fimfiction, looking for something to read, but this was the only thing I really wanted to read. So I did. And know I am sitting here, giggling.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Genius.

3718234
You need to ween yourself off peaches, my friend.
There is so much more that the rest of FimFic has to offer.
Peaches by far is not the epitome of goodness.

But peaches ARE the epitome of peaches, however.

... I recommend other fics. Mmm yes. Before we are all swallowed by the insanity.

3719041 I'll try, but the rate of laughs per line is too damn high. I feel almost... attracted to peaches. :twilightsmile:

3720679
Doctor. Doctor. Please. We have another one.

Yes, Put him in the Twilight ward. The Peach Fever is spreading.

3722480 You can contain me! My love for peaches will spread, like a virus causing meningitis :D. It'll be metric as hell, when everyone loves peaches :D.

I'm back again. I honestly don't know why, but this is like my 5th favourite fanfic ever.

I hate you <3

Would you believe that on the exact same day as you I also posted a story call Peaches eat Twilight Sparkle. What are the odds of that?! And yours is 100% better then mine. (seriously I down-voted my own story because how bad it was)
I didn't even learn of this story until today when I was looking up my own story on Google because I wanted to give someone a link to my story and was to lazy just to open up my user page.

I'm going to have to read the rest of your works now because this was pretty good.

5696945
omg don't drag this up again =(

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