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I sometimes write but mostly edit. I'm also a PR for The Royal Guard.


Twilight tries her utmost to resist eating a peach. But is a peach simply a peach, or is it much, much more? It is, after all, distinguished from a nectarine by the presence of fur. And that, to Twilight, makes a world of difference.

I'm so sorry. Please, forgive me...

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Comments ( 22 )


I was wondering when someone'd make that pun :rainbowlaugh:

Wonder no longer, friend.

Thank you, fellow Peachfic writer. Thank you for your contribution.

Can someone tell me why there are so many peach related story's on here today

It's all part of a massive joke spawned here.

3648838 and suddenly my life became 20% less confusing (sorry that was bad)
Anyway thanks mate I've been tearing my self up in confusion all day

Bandwagons, how do they work!?

Not a bad story, actually. I liked it.

Found a minor error, if you care to correct it:

and then she could pace it on a bun and...

I believe "pace" was meant to be "place."

Have a good day, q97. :heart:

Thank you, Lonely.

And as for bandwagons... I sort of had the idea as I was stacking up tissue boxes. My thoughts went kind of like this...
Peaches. Hah. Huh... Fuzzy fruit. Furry fruit? Fur? Animals? Meat? Yes...

3649192 That's a weird train of thought, man. I'll have some of what you're on. :heart:

That's just me being me.

3649249 Aww. Can I still have some anyways?

I guess you can if you want to take my chair.

3649292 I like where this is going.

Damnit, randomguy!

I like your peach :twistnerd: better than mine. At least yours is SFW...
On the other hoof, yours is directly stated whereas mine is more implied.
Have 5 mustaches: :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

At first I'm like, "it's a peach, the hell are you worried about?"
Then I'm like, "huh? peaches are meat in Equestria? There's such a thing as a meat-tree?"
Then I'm like, "WAT."
And then I went all, "oh dear, this... this cannot end well."

Have an upvote.

Pre-reading comment

I feel like I'm going to regret this...

I am anticipating significant buildup to a groan-worth pun...

Post-reading comment

Okay... I was wrong. That was good. That was very good.

It looks like I accomplished what I set out to do, then.

HA! What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
Actually, I didn't tell you too much, really...

I love you for that... and I agree with 3676661' train of thought..

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