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Kwakerjak


A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

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  • 178 weeks
    Update (Without excuses this time!)

    Guess what? I'm done writing the next chapter of Manifesto.

    I just need to give my prereaders a day or two to look over it, and then it'll go up.

    Until then, here's Despacito being played on a guzheng.

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  • 189 weeks
    Hey, everyone.

    I've somehow gotten out of the habit of posting updates. Oops.

    Anyway, you've no doubt noticed that I don't post as often as I once did in the past. This is largely because improvements in my life situation mean I have the wherewithal to engage in hobbies other than writing fanfiction.

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  • 211 weeks
    Update.

    Goodness, it's been a while, hasn't it? You're probably wondering why my pace has slowed down on Manifesto. Well, there are several reasons, but the most relevant one is that I find myself rewriting large swaths of this chapter as I zero in on the best plan for Sunset to take. I'm basically going back and forth between two ideas that can't really be combined into a single one, and for

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  • 224 weeks
    New Story Incoming

    In case you missed my last blog post, I'm taking a break from the adventures of Celestia and Daring Do to write the next Petriculture story. At this point it looks like it'll be fairly short -- about two chapters long -- and I recently finished up the first chapter, which will be posted once my prereaders give it a final once-over.

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  • 228 weeks
    Update

    Okay, so here's what's going on with me.

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Aug
20th
2018

Update (Without excuses this time!) · 2:30am Aug 20th, 2018

Guess what? I'm done writing the next chapter of Manifesto.

I just need to give my prereaders a day or two to look over it, and then it'll go up.

Until then, here's Despacito being played on a guzheng.

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Comments ( 8 )

I'll admit, I've been out of the loop. What's a Despacito?

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The most viewed song on YouTube ever.

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It’s an absolutely atrocious Spanish language pop song that sounds really good and catchy as long as you speak absolutely no Spanish whatsoever.

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So, Steamed Hams But It's A Spanish Pop Song, basically.

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Sure except stupider.

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I've heard some say that the Google translate from Spanish to English results in better lyrics than the original Spanish.

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They can't be worse.

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