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Mar
12th
2017

So I Wore a Suit for the First Time in Five Years -- And I Really Shouldn't Have Because Oh My God I Hate my Life Sometimes · 11:21pm Mar 12th, 2017

Aragón: uggggh

Aragón: I can’t concentrate on this shit

MrNumbers: that presentation you were talking about yesterday?

Aragón: yeah

Aragón: it’s an important one – I even gotta wear a fucking suit to class, man

MrNumbers: huh

MrNumbers: neat

Aragón: yeah that’ll be cool

Aragón: oh shit you know what

Aragón: you know what would be neat

Aragón: I should wear the suit as I study it

Aragón: to concentrate better

MrNumbers: You should

MrNumbers: You should absolutely do that

Aragón: brb getting outta my PJs to get that sweet suit

Aragón: WINE-COLORED SHIRT YO

MrNumbers: you aren’t even kidding are you

Aragón: the fuck are you talking about

MrNumbers: nothing just

MrNumbers: just suit up, mate

Aragón: on it

Aragón: shame I ain't got no tie

Aragón: I gotta go business casual about this

MrNumbers: PHOTOS

MrNumbers: I DEMAND THEM

Aragón: totes

Aragón: …well shit

Aragón: haven't worn this since I was 17

Aragón: and I got slimmer

Aragón: might need a belt, tho I'm not sure

MrNumbers: Yeah?

Aragón: yeh

Aragón: I’m a little insecure now, unno if it fits

Aragón: gimme a sincere opinion but like don’t say I don’t look great just in case

Aragón: like be sincere as long as it’s absolutely flattering okay

MrNumbers: oh that sounds like me all right

Aragón: neato

Aragón: fucking yeah

Aragón: I look

Aragón: …man I look super young

MrNumbers: Oh my god that suit doesn't fit

MrNumbers: At all

MrNumbers: You look like a lil' kid trying to impress his gf's dad before walking her to prom

Aragón: well you had one job and you fucked it up already

MrNumbers: THAT SUIT DOESN’T FIT YOU AT ALL

MrNumbers: IT’S WAY TOO BIG

MrNumbers: YOU CALL THAT A SUIT?

MrNumbers: THIS

MrNumbers: IS A SUIT

MrNumbers: COMPARE THE PAIR MOTHERFUCKER

Aragón: …

Aragón: are

Aragón: are we wearing the same goddamn outfit

MrNumbers: Well, I’m actually wearing it

MrNumbers: You’re more like embarrassing yourself with it

MrNumbers: This is why I’m on top and you’re on bottom

MrNumbers: Visual proof

MrNumbers: Showing Ferret now

Aragón: WHAT FUCK NO

CHAT WITH THEMASKEDFERRET

Ferret: Teee

Ferret: Teeeheheh

Ferret: Teeheheheheheh

Aragón: FUCKING HELL DON’T LAUGH

Ferret: Oh my gosh

Ferret: You’re adorable

Aragón: FERRET THIS IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS

Ferret: You look darling!

Aragón: WELL

Aragón: TELL NUMBERS

Aragón: MOTHERFUCKER’S PICKING ON ME

Aragón: SUPER HARD

Ferret: Aww poor babyyy

Ferret: What happened though?

Ferret: Wasn’t that your suit?

Ferret: How can it not fit you? You bought it yourself, didn’t you?

Aragón: I DON’T KNOW I BOUGHT IT BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL

Aragón: AND IT SUITED ME PERFECTLY BACK THEN

Aragón: I guess over the years I just got

Aragón: …tiny?

Aragón: oh fucking hell

Aragón: does it look that bad?

Ferret: Aww not really!

Ferret: See it’s just

Ferret: Numbers in a suit is like ‘mm he’s hot’

Ferret: You in a suit is like

Ferret: ‘Aaaw’

Ferret: ‘Aaaaaw’

Aragón: heaven fuck

CHAT WITH MRNUMBERS

MrNumbers: Hey are you done emasculating yourself

Aragón: when have I ‘been done’ emasculating myself

Aragón: like let’s be honest here

Aragón: when has that happened

MrNumbers: Fair point

MrNumbers: Your life is a joke

MrNumbers: That said, we gotta fix you up, man

MrNumbers: You can’t go to the presentation like that, you look like absolute shit

Aragón: you’re not exactly making this easier

MrNumbers: Okay maybe it’ll look better done up

MrNumbers: Maybe it was just the angle

MrNumbers: Show me your sleeve

Aragón: what?

MrNumbers: Take a pic of how the suit fits your arm dude

Aragón: uh

MrNumbers: Yeah dude that's real bad

MrNumbers: Dude that jacket is way too big for you holy shit

MrNumbers: Wear a belt, keep it done up at all times

MrNumbers: What’s up with that face though

MrNumbers: What is that supposed to convey

Aragón: GEE I DON’T KNOW

Aragón: IT’S ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE HAD MADE ME SELF-CONSCIOUS

Aragón: HOURS BEFORE THE FUCKING PRESENTATION

MrNumbers: LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A SKINNY LITTLE BITCH

MrNumbers: DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

MrNumbers: You're better off not wearing it though, for real

MrNumbers: Do you have a waistcoat?

MrNumbers: You'd look really good with that shirt, rolled up sleeves, black tie, waistcoat

Aragón: a wh

Aragón: what

Aragón: why the fuck would I own a waistcoat

Aragón: who the fuck owns a waistcoat in this day and age

MrNumbers: WELL

MrNumbers: GO FIND A THRIFT STORE AND BUY ONE

Aragón: it's sunday

Aragón: you goddamn idiot

MrNumbers: Fuck

MrNumbers: You’re fucked then

Aragón: ugh

Aragón: maybe if I button up?

MrNumbers: Nope.

MrNumbers: Those arms are way bad

MrNumbers: You're seriously - do you have a bowtie?

MrNumbers: A bowtie and rolled up sleeves would absolutely save you here

MrNumbers: Because you can wear that without a jacket fine

Aragón: …

Aragón: a fucking

Aragón: WHY ON THE LORD’S NAME WOULD I HAVE A BOWTIE

Aragón: DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE FUCKING SIXTIES

MrNumbers: I have five.

MrNumbers: To match every outfit I own.

Aragón: WHY DO YOU HAVE FIVE BOWTIES

Aragón: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

MrNumbers: Black, black patterned, blue formal, red formal, pink and white casual

MrNumbers: Oh wait no and also the Venice green one

MrNumbers: So six

Aragón: you own six fucking bowties

Aragón: oh my fuck

Aragón: there’s being a nerd

Aragón: there’s being an idiot

MrNumbers: And there’s the fact that you look like gay jailbait when you put on your suit

MrNumbers: You look like a shitty teenage actress in an original Disney Channel movie about a girl infiltrating an all-boys school

MrNumbers: Produced by the same brilliant minds who brought you High School Musical

MrNumbers: So shut the fuck up about my bowties, button up, and do a random pose with your arms, try to keep your back straight

Aragón: …

Aragón: …I hate my life

MrNumbers: You’re wearing a suit, for fuck’s sake

MrNumbers: Try to be sexy for once

MrNumbers: Then take a pic and send it to me

MrNumbers: And I’m serious – be sexy here, as much as you can

MrNumbers: Or I’m not letting you go

Aragón: you know, the way you worded that is a lil’ bit weird

MrNumbers: FFS mate I’m trying to help you

MrNumbers: Just do what I say and pose for daddy

Aragón: uh

Aragón: um

Aragón: …like this?

MrNumbers: Yeah it looks better

MrNumbers: Okay okay

MrNumbers: Could’ve puckered your lips a little bit there bro

MrNumbers: Make it easier on the eye

Aragón: are you

Aragón: numbers are you camwhoring me

MrNumbers: Okay now pull your collar out from under it a bit more

MrNumbers: And unbutton another button from the shirt

MrNumbers: You need a deeper cleavage

Aragón: UM

Aragón: NUMBERS

MrNumbers: Oh my god dude I’m not camwhoring you fucking hell

MrNumbers: I’m genuinely trying to help here

MrNumbers: Stop being an idiot for once in your life

Aragón: YOU’RE ASKING ME TO SHOW OFF MY CLEAVAGE

MrNumbers: LOOK, WHO’S THE ONE WHO CAN WEAR A SUIT HERE?

MrNumbers: HMM?

MrNumbers: FUCKING THOUGHT SO

Aragón: okay, sorry, sorry

Aragón: is… is this good?

Aragón: god this is slowly but surely rising to the top ten of weirdest shit that’s happened to me this week

Aragón: and that’s a fucking tough top ten to beat

MrNumbers: Okay, good

MrNumbers: That’s good

MrNumbers: One sec

MrNumbers: I’m sending you a pic

Aragón: huh

Aragón: are you like, posing with your suit too, or

MrNumbers: Nah dude why would I do that

MrNumbers: I’m not a camwhore

Aragón: SON OF A BITCH

Aragón: I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Aragón: I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

MrNumbers: I’m just sending you a pic of my bowties

MrNumbers: There. This is what fucking fashion looks like.

Aragón: FUCKING-

Aragón: AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING BOWTIES

Aragón: OH MY GOD

MrNumbers: Yeah you need to tug the corners of your shirt collar out more

MrNumbers: so they rest over the suit lapels

Aragón: WHY DO YOU OWN SIX BOWTIES

Aragón: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM

MrNumbers: Right now they’re tucked in

MrNumbers: Seriously, tug the corners of your shirt collar more

Aragón: WHAT

Aragón: LIKE THIS

Aragón: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED

Aragón: CAN WE GO BACK TO THE FUCKING BOWTIES NOW

Aragón: BECAUSE I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

MrNumbers: Okay yeah see no that's too far. Unbutton it and tuck it down

MrNumbers: Right now you look like you're from an 80's vampire gay bar

Aragón: …

Aragón: I mean

Aragón: actually, like

Aragón: that’s not

MrNumbers: No Aragon you can’t go to your presentation looking like an 80’s gay vampire

Aragón: BUT IT FITS MY AESTHETIC

MrNumbers: You have no aesthetic

MrNumbers: You’re a twink in a world of bears

MrNumbers: You’re the smurfette with a dye job

MrNumbers: And you’ve got an awful taste in fashion

Aragón: OKAY

Aragón: I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT LAST ONE

Aragón: I’M NOT TAKING SHIT FROM THE DUDE WHO OWNS SIX BOWTIES

MrNumbers: What’s wrong with FUCKING bowties

MrNumbers: They’re great

MrNumbers: Bowties are cool

Aragón: NO, THEY’RE NOT

Aragón: THEY’RE ONLY A THING IF YOU ARE SIXTY, A HIPSTER, OR A GODDAMN ALIEN

Aragón: NEWSFLASH

Aragón: NEITHER OF THOSE TERMS ARE VALID DESCRIPTIONS OF YOU

MrNumbers: YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

Aragón: THAT’S IT

Aragón: I’M TELLING FERRET

CHAT WITH THEMASKEDFERRET

Ferret: Nah, he makes them work

CHAT WITH MRNUMBERS

Aragón: FUCK

MrNumbers: Told ya

Aragón: I HATE THIS

Aragón: I HATE MY LIFE

Aragón: I HATE YOUR LIFE

Aragón: AND I HATE YOUR FUCKING BOWTIES

MrNumbers: You are really bad at this

MrNumbers: I mean at least we fixed your situation

Aragón: we did?

MrNumbers: Yeah

MrNumbers: I mean, you still look like a little girl, don’t get me wrong

MrNumbers: But at least you look like a properly suited little girl

MrNumbers: So who blogs about this?

Aragón: we’re blogging about this?

MrNumbers: You got humiliated in public

MrNumbers: Of course we’re blogging about this

MrNumbers: You always blog about shit that makes you look like an idiot

MrNumbers: If you didn’t hate yourself so much I’d genuinely think you get off on this

Aragón: I JUST WANT TO FEEL LOVED, OKAY

MrNumbers: Man

MrNumbers: Pity laughs are the strongest show of affection you’ve got

MrNumbers: That’s… something

Aragón: oh fuck off

Aragón: just for that, I’m editing the entire chatlog

Aragón: to make me sound better

MrNumbers: Yeah

MrNumbers: I’d love to see you try

Aragón: …

Aragón: FUCK

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Comments ( 70 )

That was an adventure from start to finish.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Picture links are broken.

Anyway, wow. I thought my Goodwill shopping was bad.

Owning six different Bow Ties does seem excessive, though.

4453407

Fucking hell. Try refreshing the page? Other people are seeing the pics just fine, so it might be your computer. Or it might be UltraImg fucking me over again.

I hate that hosting website, really. This always happens.

I gotta admit, I'll eat one of my many fashionable hats, you actually did manage to edit this to make yourself sound better.

That it's still like... this... is pretty unfortunate, yeah.

4453407 Actually, I forgot the silver one... there's seven in that photo.

Six bowties
Six bowties
Okay
Now I've heard(or seen I guess) everything.

4453410
I steal free Wi-Fi from the university, so it might be that.

Top Kek mate.

OMG I AM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

I'm sorry, Aragon, that was the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Not insulting how you look in the suit, I thought it was actually pretty good, but the way you and 4453411 went at each other just made me lose it. You're getting a follow for this, Numbers. You too, 4453433.

Oh, and Numbers, two more things:
1) You do look pretty sexy in that suit
2) Bowties are cool

Words cannot express my delight at being part of this.

You look okay don't worry.

My face hurts from laughing and smiling so much.

Also, if it's any consolation, while you're swimming in that suit, you're still more dapper than literally anyone at my office. Including me.

Best of luck with the presentation tomorrow!

(And yes, Rarity would top you so hard that up and down would lose all meaning. Aside from her continuing to top you.)

10/10 Fashion Fight.

Six bowties is too many.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

MrNumbers: Well, I’m actually wearing it
MrNumbers: You’re more like embarrassing yourself with it

This whole thing was amazing.

4453411

Uh, are you aware that the picture you took shows that you actually have seven bowties? Because if not, that's really ironic. Because your name is MrNumbers and you can't count. I mean, Aragón didn't notice either, but that's to be expected.

I mean... I've seen worse?

I honestly don't see the problem. Maybe it's because I have no fashion sense myself, but I thought you looked fine in the first picture. Sure, you're not as sexy as Numbers, but who is? Who is?

4453463

I mean, Aragón didn't notice either, but that's to be expected.

Every day I strife further and further from God's light.

I swear to fucking -- these are my fans talking. When did my life become this. I just KNOW that at one point somebody will mention that time I lost a fight against a lamppost, and from there on we're just going to go downhill.

(Also, Numbers noticed that -- in the same comment you quoted, in fact! He's still an idiot, though. Why the fuck would anybody need that many goddamn--ARGH)

I actually think you look really good in that suit.

4453472 You beat me to the lamppost... But at least I didn't get beaten BY the lamppost!:rainbowlaugh:

4453472

It's your own fault, really. Just think of how many people would have a higher opinion of you if you didn't share it publicly on the internet whenever you make a fool of yourself.

There are two things I thought when I saw the first picture:
1. It might just be because of my taste in large coats, but I think it looks alright.
2. Every time I think 'Aragon', I see 'Smirking Pyrrha Nikos', and I don't think seeing your face is going to change that.

I wish that my conversations were as interesting as yours. Self-humiliation included.

Wait you have cleveledge?
The pictures aren't working. Are you the Scarlet Johhannson Look-alike I pictured you to be when I found you or not? THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

Just get a bigger suit so it becomes a duster.

I am so fucking glad I follow you.

I have a few regular ties, although three of them were gifts, and two of them were gotten for a new shirt we had to get so that the whole presentation team would go the same (wine colored shirts suit me really well, I'm happy to say).

Also, since my brothers and I are all the same general sizes we share so we have the shirts on rotation to make it easier. This, we collectively have four different colors of shirts and like eight ties or so.

Ok, so I didn't really read the conversation, I'm just here to tell you that you look spiffy as fuck in a suit.

I saw Harry Potter in a suit...

4453523

Never, never ask something about me without expecting total disappointment.

Lil' links added to the bottom of every picture in the blog -- click on them and you'll see the pics, if the Fimfic preview doesn't work. That should help if anybody else has the same issue.

MrNumbers: And there’s the fact that you look like gay jailbait when you put on your suit

MrNumbers: You look like a shitty teenage actress in an original Disney Channel movie about a girl infiltrating an all-boys school

MrNumbers: Produced by the same brilliant minds who brought you High School Musical

MrNumbers: So shut the fuck up about my bowties, button up, and do a random pose with your arms, try to keep your back straight

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Jesus Christ ya didn't have to kill him, he has a family.

I'll need a minute after this one.

The photos literally shows a timeline of Aragon's descent into madness (bowties included).

Where did we go so wrong.

That was glorious

I love both of you~

Oh for pony's sake... :facehoof:

This is literally the first time I've laughed so hard that I started crying.

Also, unless I'm misremembering some of your older blogs, this is the first time I've ever actually seen a picture of you.

Hap

Suit's fine... it's the face that's a problem!




Seriously, though. Do you leave those bow ties tied because you don't know how to tie them?

4453692

It photographed better like that. I just left the black one undone to prove I actually know how to tie them and it's not just a pile of clip-ons.

I'm kind of glad I don't live a life where this might be in the top ten weirdest things to happen to me in a week.

Numbers is right, that outfit needed a waistcoat. Like, honestly, I'd suggest that with your build you'd generally pull off waistcoats better than a full suit and also you can wear a pocket watch with them. Also I kinda dig that 80s vampire look... I mean, maybe not the best choice for a presentation but still.

4453411
...Tell me more of these fashionable hats.

Rarity would top 100% of people on this site.

Also, that was a fucking RIDE.

I might be gay for Numbers now, though. :twilightoops:

MrNumbers is the hero you deserve.

Also, now I really want a series of these where MrNumbers deals out fashion advice to FiMfic authors.

Posts like this one are the reason I follow you. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

And yes Rarity would totally top you.

I'd subscribe to a daily feed of Aragon's wardrobe malfunctions.

P.S.: Pre-tied bow ties are for fookin pufftas.

After 5 years you waited until the last moment for an opinion already too late to fix any problem
Hurray for procrastination :pinkiesmile: It cant cause a problem

I've gotta mostly agree with Numbers: in the early pictures that looked less like suit, comma, dress and more like suit, comma, of armor, and when the suit of armor is big enough to fit an extra comma in without chafing, you know you've got problems.

The good news is that you looked gradually more and more dapper over the course of the photos. I think you really should look into a waistcoat (full disclosure: you would rock one harder than me, so I am laughing with rather than at), but you'll do fine at the presentation.

And thank you for the post! This was great fun, and you are awesome for having the confidence to bring us this unfiltered self-deprecation.

Gem

You guys don't match my mental image at all and that both scares and arouses me

My fukken sides are on the outer orbit.

Laughed so hard I might of peed my self. Thanks I really needed a Monday morning pick-up.

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