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CrystalWaters


Oct
6th
2022

When you eat toast, but complain that the bread is crunchy · 6:52am Oct 6th, 2022

Me, critiquing somebody's recipe for grilled chicken:

Might want to re do some of this recipe, about 80% of it is like a someone trying really hard to unnecessarily complicate certain parts by adding ingredients multiple times with different sauces and it made it spicy for example the constant stirring and frying and the large amount of rice served with it for no particular reason. I'm eating the food but might wanna look into it.

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Dec
6th
2021

I haven't been reading for a while, but I hope you're all doing as well as possible under the circumstances · 11:20am Dec 6th, 2021

As title.

I could be doing better, but I could also be doing a lot worse. Take care of yourselves if you can.

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Sep
28th
2020

Scattered detritus of a story I dreamed · 12:15am Sep 28th, 2020

Locale

Spit's End
A dwindling settlement located at the furthest reach of a stretch of sand, dunes, and salt marsh extending out from Saddle Arabia, thought of by the locals as where beings end up when they're so destitute they've even ran out of spit.
While Saddle Arabians are known for their persistence and hardheadedness, the residents of Spit's End tend more towards stoicism and apathy.

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Apr
2nd
2019

'The Boulder Bank' · 1:55am Apr 2nd, 2019

Just saw an old artist's sketch of a stretch of coastline titled 'The Boulder Bank' which made me think of Maud accompanying Rarity on her trip to make another payment on Tom.

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Sep
22nd
2016

Well this is ... interesting. · 6:05am Sep 22nd, 2016

Can't see any possible downsides to this.

Nope.

And the rewards are amazing!

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Feb
18th
2016

in A room that no longer exists · 11:03am Feb 18th, 2016

*click*

Three people play Russian roulette.
Before each player takes their turn, the cylinder is spun, so that it is always a one-in-six chance.
Fair.
Balanced.

*click*

The deal was made, the pact sealed.
No one quits, no one leaves.
Not until there's a winner.

*click*

The game has been going on for hours.
Now days.

*click*

The building has been sold.
Demolished.
A multi-level parking garage is built.

*click*

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Dec
22nd
2015

A Legitimately Epic Source of Intimidation · 12:02pm Dec 22nd, 2015

Austraeoh by... Imploding Colon
It's the first of what, five stories now? Still going.
Each one as long as the first?
I've read a few of the author's other works and found them to be quite well written but...

Gee that's a lot of words.

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Jun
24th
2015

Note to self regarding vegetable oil: · 9:22am Jun 24th, 2015

:twilightoops:
Sometimes, less is more.

(In other words Crystal, don't use so much vegetable oil next time. Or at least decide beforehoof whether you're going to be grilling or stir-frying.)

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Apr
11th
2015

If you think about it for too long... · 12:19pm Apr 11th, 2015

Drinking milk is weird.

But sometimes I just get a craving for it.
Not in tea or coffee but straight from the bottle.

That's not too strange is it?
A little uncouth maybe, but certainly not strange.

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Mar
27th
2015

Dang it shortskirtsandexplosions! · 10:26am Mar 27th, 2015

I read a story today that included a very quick Yogscast reference.
I've had that darn Kicky, kicky cloud song stuck in my head all day now.

I - am a pony and I'm kick - ing a cloud!
Kick-y, kick-y cloud!
Kick-y, kick-y cloud!

Argh!

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