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Chris


Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Jan
24th
2023

A Whole Bunch of Chrisfics, Now Available in Spanish! · 1:30am January 24th

I've had several of my fanfics translated into various languages over the years, and that's always something that tickles me pink. A good translation is at least as much work as writing a good story from scratch, and tends not to get nearly the recognition; when someone enjoys something you wrote enough to put the kind of time and energy necessary to render it artfully into a second language, that's a labor of love.

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Jan
14th
2023

True Stories from the Classsroom · 12:36am January 14th

Those of you who followed me on my blog surely know, since I mentioned it many a times, that I work in education. Some of that time I've been a teacher, some of it a basically-a-teacher-but-for-accounting-reasons-it-has-a-different-name, and most of it in the field of English learning, both ESL and Newcomers.

This year, though, is different. I'm still teaching, but at a new school, and now... sixth-grade Social Studies.

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Dec
17th
2022

Two Tales of Chris vs. a Foreign Culture · 12:25am Dec 17th, 2022

A couple of weeks ago, one of my sister's friends recommended that I try watching a new anime, Akiba Maid War; I was bitching about what I didn't like in another anime, and he suggested that Akiba was well-animated, had a nice balance of violence and humor, and wasn't full of uncomfortably oversexualized underage girls.

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Oct
15th
2022

They Still Matter · 11:40pm Oct 15th, 2022

I don't get very many comments on my stories, these days.

"No duh, Chris," you say. "You haven't published anything in nearly two years, and you aren't real good at the whole 'engagement' thing--at least, not when it comes to your own fics. Why would you expect a bunch of comments on old stories?"

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Aug
7th
2022

I Found Pirate-Themed Fiction I Wrote In Second Grade, So You'd Better Believe I'm Sharing It · 12:35am Aug 7th, 2022

So! Been a while since we talked. That's fine, though; as a wise man once said, "An ideal male friendship is someone who lives in a different city, and three times a year, you text them to talk about how the Bears are doing." That's more or less the stage my relationship with pony is, these days; be sort of around, read a bit here and there, and drop in with a funny blog every now and then. And I gotta say, I do love that kind of friendship.

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Mar
3rd
2022

OMPR vs. Aragon: Who's The Greatest Author (Pre-Teen Edition)? · 1:05am Mar 3rd, 2022

A few months ago, I had a vague recollection hit me about a weird blogpost Aragon wrote.

Yeah, yeah, really narrows it down, I know.

Anyway, the specific weird blogpost I vaguely recollected was one about how he wrote a gruesome cannibal story when he was a kid for a school assignment. I couldn't find it in his blogposts easily, so (after PMing him to ask if he'd even done such a thing, or if I was legit going crazy), I forgot all about it.

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Feb
1st
2022

Old Things are Going Away, and That Sucks (But It's Okay) · 11:20pm Feb 1st, 2022

Dec
27th
2021

A White Hearth's Warming: Now Available in Russian! · 8:48pm Dec 27th, 2021

So, Christmas is now two days in the rearview mirror, but perhaps you find yourself needing just a little more holiday ficcing to get your through until next December (or next November, or next June, or whenever they start putting up Christmas stuff these days). And perhaps you also speak Russian! If so, then have I got a deal for you.

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Dec
24th
2021

Weirdly Meta Seasonal Humor, and a Happy New Year · 2:07am Dec 24th, 2021

Fly Hard is not your favorite Hearth’s Warming story.”

Rainbow Dash blinked. “Uh, yeah it is.”

As impurturbably as before, Twilight repeated herself. “Fly Hard is not your favorite Hearth’s Warming story.”

“Uh, yeah it is. That’s why I said ‘Fly Hard’ when you asked me what my favorite Hearth’s Warming story was.”

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Dec
9th
2021

Tomorrow's a Snow Day, That Must Mean It's Time for Santa Hats · 10:49pm Dec 9th, 2021

We're scheduled for up to 17 inches of snow in the next 48 hours! If that's not enough to get us white through to Christmas, then I don't know what is. Pray for my poor, aching back; I'll be shoveling all night long.

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