I like mares and stories about mares.

Perpetually making my SciSet obsession into your problem

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings.

beak enthusiast

Everyone's Favorite Author* | 2019 Hugo Award Winner** | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

A fellow traveler...

Too much to write; too little time

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Caw caw?

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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Hydrate or diedrate!

Two hearts becoming one, a bond that cannot be undone.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Life's still pretty great

Everybody wants to rule the world.

All my things are horse things!

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Retired. Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

Cherish the thought.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

It's probably safest for you to stay behind the yellow line.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Alternate account of Daedalus Aegle.