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Oatmeal Beast


Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

Aug
3rd
2016

Content · 10:58am Aug 3rd, 2016

Hey, guys. Sorry I barely post anything here. Things have just been... kinda difficult for me in the writing department. I've got ideas, I just can't get writing done lately. At all. My apologies... but you could consider it a consolation prize that while I'm not writing smut, I've been drawing it lately. Obviously, due to the site rules, I cannot show any of it to you... directly. Best I can do is drop a link to my artist tag on

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Apr
25th
2016

Now On Youtube · 3:23am Apr 25th, 2016

Someone did a reading of Fluttershy Has Sex with Her Sofa on YouTube, and it is glorious. Behold:

Aug
9th
2015

"It's Just Clop" · 8:14am Aug 9th, 2015

"If a thing like this is worth doing at all, it's worth doing right."
- Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson

You know what bugs me? People defending poor writing quality by saying, "It's just clop." Yeah, because having graphic sexual content means you don't have to put any effort in. Come on, is it really so much to ask?

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Jul
13th
2015

Might Do Another TaviScratch · 5:58pm Jul 13th, 2015

You know, I told myself that I wasn't going to write anymore Vinyl and Octavia fics, here. Let's face it: the pairing has been done to death already. I wrote about them because I liked the pairing and had particular characterizations that I wanted to write, but I figured I'd stop after the two birthday fics. I really do like writing my take on them and their relationship, but there's plenty of it out there already. But, well...

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Jul
10th
2015

I Wrote a Collab · 1:58am Jul 10th, 2015

Behold, I collaborated with Samey90 (credited as Bootsy, my other account name). Together we created Scientific Analysis, a Derpy x Doctor fic, which I can't link because it is Mature and I have no mature fics to tag this with that wouldn't be abusing the tagging system. But I can link to his stories section, and it's at the top of the

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Jul
5th
2015

The Other Me · 11:19pm Jul 5th, 2015

Hey there. Some might have noticed that this is said to be an alternate account to host clop. Ever wonder what my non-clop account is? Well, wonder no more!

You can find all my non-clop work under the name Bootsy Slickmane. Yup, that's me. Surprised? I did drop some hints. Hell, some of my stories there and here actually share the same continuity. So yeah, now you know.

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Apr
24th
2015

Sequel Out, Finally · 4:13am Apr 24th, 2015

I know it's been almost a year, but there's finally a sequel to Tavi's Birthday Special. Sorry to keep anybody waiting so long, but now you can dig in. So check out Vinyl's Birthday Special.

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Apr
19th
2015

I Don't Do Much · 4:41am Apr 19th, 2015

Anyone who follows me may have already noticed that, well, I don't post a whole lot of stuff. This is because this is a secondary account that I use for pretty much anything involving clop. I don't read clop much, and I write clop even less frequently, so not a lot happens here. I do still have quite a few clop ideas and unfinished stories lying around, though, so I'll surely post more stories in the future. Had some writer's block lately, is all. So yeah. Still here, just not able to write

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