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Sandalwood


I spin straw out of solid gold, I drink cheap-ass beer from expensive-ass glasses, and I prefer my horses with fingers and toes.

Aug
20th
2018

And beer loves Sunset Shimmer · 8:21pm Aug 20th, 2018

Well then,
Im happy that readers seem to like my story
I'm glad I ended up posting it
It may have worked out that it took years
in a fucked up excuse kind of way
because i did rewrite the ending
which i feel makes it much more poignant.

I suppose I should say that I'm working on related material
most notably a prequel set ten years before
and hey, if im lucky I'll have it posted in a few years...

what the fucks wrong with me

Aug
18th
2018

I'm a fucking madman · 2:10pm Aug 18th, 2018

ok
ok
I know
I should be banned from touching my own blog
but, and this may sound crazy
I AM GOING TO POST SOMETHING
seriously hear me out
I've regained some of my inspiration
I've fixed some things with my actual process of writing
and I'm actually gonna deliver on that oneshot that I wrote years ago
and here's why you should trust me
It's actually done AND in a file format that I can actually upload here
It will be up today or tomorrow FOR SURE

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Sep
6th
2016

I swear I Have content · 3:10am Sep 6th, 2016

But
I need to stop blogging about when I'm gonna post something
because I never go through with it
OVER a month ago I said I'd post something in a day or two...
I swear, the story is complete
I have less than a third of it to edit
that would take one sitting
it would be so easy
but
until then
I guess I'll post it eventually
to be fair
I've been busy as hell
and working on other projects
but once I post it
It's gonna feel like such a load off
please be patient with me

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Jul
29th
2016

actual new content · 1:19pm Jul 29th, 2016

Okay
so after that last blog post
I haven't been working on that story
as fervently as I'd have liked

But
I've been working on an unrelated oneshot
It is finished
in need of some editing
it will likely be posted within a day or two
I hope there is an audience for it
I thoroughly enjoyed writing it
it is about my favourite character
enjoying my favourite drink

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Jul
15th
2016

how long has it been? · 11:55pm Jul 15th, 2016

Okay
so
i havent done a damn thing on here in... YEARS?
i doubt anypony is even around to look at this
but *gasp*
im actually working on something to post!
i know i deleted my old stories im just not happy with them anymore
anyway

a few weeks ago, while on vacation, i was stricken with inspiration
to pick up a project i meant to write and post 2years ago
when i first thought of it (and it was more relevant)
now ive completed the first two chapters and

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May
18th
2013

one day · 10:10pm May 18th, 2013

i spent just over a month without being able to log in here
that was awful
but still i have nothing to submit because im in a prose rut
ive written nothing but poetry for the last few months
...
one day
one day

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Mar
8th
2013

fanfic kinda · 3:48am Mar 8th, 2013

so i have this fanfic idea about celestia and luna, a little slice of life, but i dont plan to write it for quite some time
however, a little while back i wrote a poem in the setting of the fanfic so i figured i share that here
once i actually write the fic ill probably tack this on as a mini bonus chapter or whatever

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Mar
4th
2013

favourite fimficers · 12:00am Mar 4th, 2013

i havent made a blog in some time so i just felt like doing one
so why not list my favouriet fimfiction authors!
in two lists for filtering sake, top 3 for both mature and nonmature works

BEST FIMFICERS
1 justicesnake
2 blueshift
3 robcakeran53

BEST MATURE FIMFICERS
1 velvetheart
2 callisto
3 biologicalunorthodoxy

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Feb
18th
2013

magical mystery cure · 3:42am Feb 18th, 2013

ok (so i know this looks like a very daunting read, but would it help if i said pretty please!)
so ill start out saying that at first i was very adversed to the idea of twilicorn, but this episode turned that right around for me.
first of all, i have been waiting as long as ive been a brony for a musical episode and i couldnt have been happier for that turnout.

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Feb
14th
2013

hearts and hooves day's poems · 8:46pm Feb 14th, 2013

the knoxville bronies is having an event where we are supposed to write love letters to ponies.
im no bueno with letters, so i thought id do some love sonnets.
i wrote one for granny smith(aka best pony) and big mac. i wanted also to do one for pinkie pie, but havent come up with one yet.
the one for granny didnt turn out to be quite a valentines poem to somepony, more a heartfelt poem about a love from afar kinda deal.

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