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Unwhole Hole


Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Mar
7th
2020

Where is Unwhole Hole? · 10:03pm March 7th

Butterford Ignatius Thomathy “The Snake” XVII approached the door carefully. The smell was peculiar, a must something akin to the scent of a damp basement. He had ignored all the signs to beware the chrupo, and was pretty sure he saw a small horde of them churping from the various grimy windows of the house he approached.

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Oct
7th
2019

The Buttery Snake Show: Penumbra · 2:36am Oct 7th, 2019

The lights went up over a cobweb-covered stage. Someone poked the host with a stick, waking him up. Then the blog post began.

“Huh? What? How?” Buttery Snake looked around bleary eyed, then squeaked in terror as he saw that his guest was lurking in the overstuffed floral chair beside him. That his guest had, in fact, never left.

“What in the name of Celestia’s huggable butt are you still doing here?!”

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Aug
23rd
2018

The Buttery Snake Show: Onward · 12:55am Aug 23rd, 2018

Buttery Snake slowly revolved in his chair, looking over his pitted, slightly burned stage-desk at the overstuffed, floral-upholstered abomination that had largely swallowed a rather sallow, peculiar-smelling fellow named Unwhole Hole.
“So,” he said, glaring. “You’re leaving.”
“No.”
Buttery Snake groaned and threw his hooves (recall that he is, in fact, a pony). “So why am I even here?!”
“Because I pay you to be.”
“You don’t pay me!”
“Because I have no money.”

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Jul
15th
2018

The Buttery Snake Show: Future Plans · 5:21am Jul 15th, 2018

Slowly- -and very carefully- -Buttery Snake crawled out from under his on-stage desk.
“Is it over?” he asked.
“I’m not dead,” replied Unwhole Hole. “So I guess not.”
Buttery Snake slowly climbed into his chair and looked suspiciously at the person sitting in his interview chair. Living in it, in fact, based on how few other guests he got. But that just probably meant that the purpose of the format had diverged from its original intentions.

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Nov
23rd
2017

The Buttery Snake Show: A BAD Story · 4:18am Nov 23rd, 2017

Buttery Snake looked at the manuscript on his desk. Then he looked up at the guest, one Unwhole Hole, who was sitting in a chair across the stage from him. Then he looked down at the manuscript again before bending under his desk and spilling his oats.

            “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he said, wiping his mouth. “Pulling my leg, yanking my chain, squeezing my hot-dog…”

            “I don’t think the last one is a real expression.”

            “Quiet you!”

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Aug
22nd
2017

The Buttery Snake Show: New Stories · 8:28pm Aug 22nd, 2017

Buttery Snake sat on the stage. Or, more specifically, on a chair at a rickety desk stained by some brown substance that was not coffee. He looked out at you, the audience.

            “Yes. Yes I can see you,” he said. “But you have to wonder. When you’re not reading, where do I go? Do I just disappear? Do I stay here?” He grinned widely. “No. I don’t.”

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Jun
26th
2017

The Buttery Snake Show: The Cycle Continues · 1:57am Jun 26th, 2017

The house lights went up, and the curtain pulled away. The spotlight was immediately focused on Buttery Snake.

            “ACK!” he screamed. “HOT!”

            He leapt out of his chair and hid under the desk that had been found for him in a dumpster outside of a local Del Taco. “This is what happens when we use the BRIGHT halogens! Stop, stop, put it the other way!”

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Nov
25th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: Why on Earth did he Make Another Sequel? · 5:44am Nov 25th, 2016

Once again the curtains rose, but being made mostly from old canvas drop cloths and hung on shower rods, the process was neither quick nor quiet.

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Sep
7th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: The Dislike Button · 11:52pm Sep 7th, 2016

“Buttery Snake here…I know, two shows in the same week. I need to get paid more…but I’m here with a special bulletin from Unwhole Hole himself. Or herself, I guess you can’t see…um…it.”
The camera panned to Unwhole Hole, partially swallowed by an overstuffed armchair.
“That’s right buttery. Today I would like to talk about the dislike button.”
“WAIT A MINUTE! I know where this is going!”
“You…do?”

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Sep
5th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: New Story 'Four Yellow' · 11:48pm Sep 5th, 2016

The stage lights went up, and the several individuals in the audience applauded- -at least those who were not asleep. The spotlight eventually fell on Buttery Snake, sitting behind his adorable pony-sized desk.
“Hello and welcome to the Buttery Snake show!” he said, waving to the camera. “And yes, I do sleep behind my desk. Because it’s comfortable. I even have a little pillow. Totally not because Unwhole Hole doesn’t pay me.

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