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Unwhole Hole


Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Nov
23rd
2017

The Buttery Snake Show: A BAD Story · 4:18am November 23rd

Buttery Snake looked at the manuscript on his desk. Then he looked up at the guest, one Unwhole Hole, who was sitting in a chair across the stage from him. Then he looked down at the manuscript again before bending under his desk and spilling his oats.

            “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he said, wiping his mouth. “Pulling my leg, yanking my chain, squeezing my hot-dog…”

            “I don’t think the last one is a real expression.”

            “Quiet you!”

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Aug
22nd
2017

The Buttery Snake Show: New Stories · 8:28pm August 22nd

Buttery Snake sat on the stage. Or, more specifically, on a chair at a rickety desk stained by some brown substance that was not coffee. He looked out at you, the audience.

            “Yes. Yes I can see you,” he said. “But you have to wonder. When you’re not reading, where do I go? Do I just disappear? Do I stay here?” He grinned widely. “No. I don’t.”

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Jun
26th
2017

The Buttery Snake Show: The Cycle Continues · 1:57am June 26th

The house lights went up, and the curtain pulled away. The spotlight was immediately focused on Buttery Snake.

            “ACK!” he screamed. “HOT!”

            He leapt out of his chair and hid under the desk that had been found for him in a dumpster outside of a local Del Taco. “This is what happens when we use the BRIGHT halogens! Stop, stop, put it the other way!”

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Nov
25th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: Why on Earth did he Make Another Sequel? · 5:44am Nov 25th, 2016

Once again the curtains rose, but being made mostly from old canvas drop cloths and hung on shower rods, the process was neither quick nor quiet.

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Sep
7th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: The Dislike Button · 11:52pm Sep 7th, 2016

“Buttery Snake here…I know, two shows in the same week. I need to get paid more…but I’m here with a special bulletin from Unwhole Hole himself. Or herself, I guess you can’t see…um…it.”
The camera panned to Unwhole Hole, partially swallowed by an overstuffed armchair.
“That’s right buttery. Today I would like to talk about the dislike button.”
“WAIT A MINUTE! I know where this is going!”
“You…do?”

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Sep
5th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: New Story 'Four Yellow' · 11:48pm Sep 5th, 2016

The stage lights went up, and the several individuals in the audience applauded- -at least those who were not asleep. The spotlight eventually fell on Buttery Snake, sitting behind his adorable pony-sized desk.
“Hello and welcome to the Buttery Snake show!” he said, waving to the camera. “And yes, I do sleep behind my desk. Because it’s comfortable. I even have a little pillow. Totally not because Unwhole Hole doesn’t pay me.

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Jun
29th
2016

The Buttery Snake Show: Update on Mass Core · 3:27am Jun 29th, 2016

The curtain parted and Buttery Snake galloped onto the stage to the applause and cheers of adoring fans (most of whom, of course, being digital recordings of applause and cheers).
“Hello FimFiction!” he called to the crowd, waving. “And welcome to the inaugural episode of the Buttery Snake Show! Now with fifty percent more butter, and seven percent fewer rattlesnakes in the complimentary egg salad! Although with age of that egg salad, the snakes are the least of your worries.

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May
29th
2016

New Story in Production · 2:01am May 29th, 2016

I have started the production of a new story. End of post.

(Stop lying, Hole, or I will find you and eat your cheese)

Yeah, he's right. This particular story is going to be a Mass Effect crossover. Why, you ask? Well, the inspiration came when I was talking to The Kaiser, and he complained that none of the Mass Effect stories he was reading were updating. So I thought, hey, why can't I write a Mass Effect story?

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May
14th
2016

Update on "Put it in the Toaster" · 10:56pm May 14th, 2016

Okay, let's see if I can figure out this whole "bloog-poste" thing.

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