*peeks head out*
Hey there! Check me out. Not dead!
By the way, that ain't a joke. Trust me, I've been in quite a few situations where by all rights I should be dead. This is an achievement. I've been struck by a car no less than five times. Once I struck one myself, so that one was kinda on me. Fires, electric shocks, pitfalls with rusted nails (that I dug myself and fell into), animal attacks, falls from buildings... Still, not dead!