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Crimmar


If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

May
10th
2021

Lunar Guardsman update. · 9:46pm May 10th, 2021

New chapter out. The next one is almost ready as well, and another one kinda half-written, and that's the end of the 3rd arc.

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Aug
25th
2019

It's a-me, Crimmar! · 9:41pm Aug 25th, 2019

*peeks head out*

Hey there! Check me out. Not dead!

By the way, that ain't a joke. Trust me, I've been in quite a few situations where by all rights I should be dead. This is an achievement. I've been struck by a car no less than five times. Once I struck one myself, so that one was kinda on me. Fires, electric shocks, pitfalls with rusted nails (that I dug myself and fell into), animal attacks, falls from buildings... Still, not dead!

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Feb
4th
2018

New chapter out? What is this mad madness? · 2:24am Feb 4th, 2018

So, I just published the latest chapter of The Lunar Guardsman. It only took me two months.

Now, put down the knives and we can talk this out. I do have actual reasons it took me so long! No, just drop them on the ground, don't throw them

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Jul
11th
2017

No sleep for the wicked · 11:31am Jul 11th, 2017

I am not a technical reader.

By that I mean that I do not consume the manuals. The ancient tapestries and the new-fangled, electronically charged, tablets of this age. The ones that seek to inform you of where the venerated comma is supposed to be placed, the mighty form and act is supposed to stand and recite its part, how the word should bend like a ballet dancer after it follows this burly gentleman.

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Apr
18th
2017

I am now without a job. Possible delays in updates incoming. · 3:44am Apr 18th, 2017

Well, I've actually been without a job for a week now. I just wanted to make this little announcement (little!) because there might be delays to my rate of posting (if you don't read The Lunar Guardsman or The Twilight Years you may disregard this. Apparently I'm super bad at posting anything other than that, like new stories perhaps, though I am trying to fix that.)

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Feb
18th
2017

There's gonna be a little bit of a delay. · 10:20pm Feb 18th, 2017

Hello, everybody!

I just wanted to give you a heads up. Up to this point I've been kind of regular with my updates on The Lunar Guardsman, having at least one chapter up every couple of weeks (...or...more...). Yeah, I know, it's not something to be patting myself on the back for but I do work and... well, not much else. I should be writing more actually.

THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE LUNAR GUARDSMAN IS GOING TO BE DELAYED.

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Jan
18th
2017

Lunar Guard OC's · 2:16am Jan 18th, 2017

SUBMISSIONS OVER

And boy, was that hard! I mean it, I had a really hard time choosing OC's. I even made a spreadsheet in my attempt to cut down the number. Guys, I was thinking I needed four or five. I ended up choosing FOURTEEN, and that's without one or two of them that might not be Lunar Guards proper but will probably be in the fic nevertheless. A certain old geezer comes to mind. You know who you are. Too many OC's and too good. What was I supposed to do?

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Jan
16th
2017

The Lunar Guard needs you! · 1:34am Jan 16th, 2017

JOIN THE LUNAR GUARD, AND BE THE TERROR IN THE NIGHT!
(Health plan included.)

I need volunteers to sign up.

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Dec
21st
2016

Writing and threesomes · 11:17pm Dec 21st, 2016

So, still working on things like The Lunar Guardsman and another chapter of The Twilight Years. It will be some time before I have something up though, mostly because me and Mr-Dr-Prof-Sweetness are doing this crap and giggling like 8-years old.

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were having a threesome.
Rainbow Dash finished first,
Pinkie Pie had a lot of fun,
And Twilight was still studying for it.

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Aug
20th
2016

A new story? Maybe. Need a wee help first. ATTENTION: Wee as in little, not urine. · 6:12pm Aug 20th, 2016

Twilight has a brand new discovery. She has theorized that it is possible to create pocket dimensions and a way to enter them. Facing the ridicule of the rest of the theoretical magic community she has set forth to prove them wrong. She will construct a portal and enter it.
She does. Inside she finds a field of empty white. There is nothing there but her and her portal. She decides that she has to study this empty world and regain her credibility when she reports her results.

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