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Crimmar


If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

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I haven't updated this for a while. Let's do this!

Chapter 51 of the Lunar Guardsman
August 27th, 2019 - 2.500 words so far.
August 28th, 2019 - 3.500 words so far.
August 30th, 2019 - 4.500 words so far.

Crimmar, Crimmar, where art thou?

For anyone caring, you can find me at Discord. I'm basically logged in all the time. My name is Crimmar#9985 and I am available to talk and trade fart jokes. If you need someone to talk to, for whatever reason, I'll gladly share what little time I have, text or call (if you can stand my accent). I am logged in the fimfiction server as well, so you could find me there as well. Just make sure you ping me or whatever to get my attention.

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Darkness fluttered across the camera lens, and iron glimmered for a moment. The owner of the camera fell. The camera kept recording, but not at the killer’s direction. At the sergeant’s direction Jackie noticed the reflection on one of the shards of glass. It was distorted by dirt and angle. An indistinct shape like a cloaked man stood over the corpse. It moved, as if it was looking around, and then the darkness or the cloak flapped harshly in a sudden wind, and the figure vanished. One moment it was there, the next it was not. The video went back to the last frame where the figure was visible. Text written in bright green at the bottom shared a terrifying info.

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The Fourth Leviathan - Charybdis - · 10:48am Aug 18th, 2016

The Fourth Leviathan - Charybdis -

A thousand and one existences away, separated by a sliver of thought, an unimaginable distance away covered by a single bound, a world is dying.

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3038633
Yeah. I guess. In situations like that, its probably for the best. Usually im assuming the human is an author inserting themselves in the story, but if it was in a story where the human attempts suicide, then theres probably way bigger issues to worry about if you know what I mean.

3038631

the human in this story is made-up.

Like an OC?

3038628
There have been stories with a similar concept, but the human in those kinds are usually fictional.

I cant remember the name, but theres one where a human attempts.....you know what, and instead of black nothingness, hes greeted by the blinding light of the sun and the feeling of grass on his hands and feet.

I think he does eventually open up to the mane 6 on how he ended up here, and as expected, they do have extreme sadness and pity for him.

The difference between Corsairs ideas and this story is the human in this story is made-up.

3038627
Wow... I don't know what to say.

That is quite... presumptuous.

3038587
Ilmade a thread on dead celebrities being reincarnated as ponies.

If you wanna make a HIE story starring Robin willisms, why not have him end up in Equestria long before
...it happened?

3038532

3038535
Is it that user again? What did he do this time?

3038542
Come to think of it, it would be pretty cool if Rainbow Dash made friends with a P-51 Mustang pilot at an air show and the two of them flew together.

Just wait til she hears about the ME 262, ME 163 Komet and Gloster meteor. (The komet took off from this special rail, with a tiny propeller generating electrical power. It was meant to fly fast through American B-17 and B-24 formations in hit-and-run tactics and expected to glide its way down to the ground. The fuel mixture in prototypes was a lethal combustible combination, and I think Dash does enjoy a bit of danger.)

3038541
A massive difference is that you obviously have some knowledge of what you talk in your threads, and that you do converse with the other users. You make parallels between those events and what potentially could the ponies have, etc, etc. Long story short, there is engagement, and there is discussion. They do work as a thread, and the users who participate there like them. If they get tired of them, if that's what you're afraid of, they'd tell you. And you don't exactly throw them out once every day or two, do you?

The thread on dead celebrities on the other hand was just a shitpost for attention.

3038539
Are my threads ok? On my old thread on Rainbow being interested in airplanes, and the wars that saw their debut. (Obviously the world wars, but also the 1912-13 Italo-Turkish war and Spanish civil war (1936-March 1939) and Sino-Japanese war. (1937-1945) ).

Looking back on it, Im a little skeptical, and wondering if what i said on the deleted thtead on dead celebrities would make me a hypocrite.

3038536
Yeah. Again, he didn't make that as an actual idea thread. It was the exact same thing he did before. Make a list of some stuff, go "hey, what if?" and then if that worked simply make another one when the current one would stop being on the top. He just tried to present it as an "idea" now. Notice how even when someone was receptive to his idea, he had no interest in discussing it but just said thanks. When someone else tried to talk to him about constructively, he got mad.

3038535
The thread is also deleted.

Hate to bring HIM up again, but I got a feeling HE hates me now! :rainbowlaugh:

3037053
Hello Crimmar, how are you? And hey, I have a question if you don't mind. That is, what are your favourite sports?

Mines are:
Soccer
Badminton
Handball

3037053
Uh...ok, i guess? Sorry to bother you. I'll leave you alone now.

3037004
Oooh... Awkward...

Sorry, buddy. Big atheist plays here. God has about the same credentials that make him real as Zeus, and if I were to believe in an imaginary friend that lives in the sky and grants wishes, I'd support the local products.

3037052
Apart from having to make a website about Europe Day 2021 and having to collect all material myself while still building this crap up in a couple of days? Peachy. You?

Big God bless, Big God bless! God loves you, now and forever.

I think i may have made a bit of a SNAFU. Posted about actual horses meeting Equestrian ponies, and ended up inadvertently AND unintentionally started an argument between a couple Russians over evolution. :facehoof:

3031742
Oh. My grammar sucks. My stories are proof of that.

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