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Crimmar


If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

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I haven't updated this for a while. Let's do this!

Chapter 51 of the Lunar Guardsman
August 27th, 2019 - 2.500 words so far.
August 28th, 2019 - 3.500 words so far.
August 30th, 2019 - 4.500 words so far.

Crimmar, Crimmar, where art thou?

For anyone caring, you can find me at Discord. I'm basically logged in all the time. My name is Crimmar#9985 and I am available to talk and trade fart jokes. If you need someone to talk to, for whatever reason, I'll gladly share what little time I have, text or call (if you can stand my accent). I am logged in the fimfiction server as well, so you could find me there as well. Just make sure you ping me or whatever to get my attention.

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Darkness fluttered across the camera lens, and iron glimmered for a moment. The owner of the camera fell. The camera kept recording, but not at the killer’s direction. At the sergeant’s direction Jackie noticed the reflection on one of the shards of glass. It was distorted by dirt and angle. An indistinct shape like a cloaked man stood over the corpse. It moved, as if it was looking around, and then the darkness or the cloak flapped harshly in a sudden wind, and the figure vanished. One moment it was there, the next it was not. The video went back to the last frame where the figure was visible. Text written in bright green at the bottom shared a terrifying info.

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The Fourth Leviathan - Charybdis - · 10:48am Aug 18th, 2016

The Fourth Leviathan - Charybdis -

A thousand and one existences away, separated by a sliver of thought, an unimaginable distance away covered by a single bound, a world is dying.

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3542119 I was just adding to your info. Crimmar has instructions to reply to me if he's dead. He's my friend, so I can be confident that he'd follow this simple request.

3542116
No, but I think I expressed myself badly, I meant that Crimmar hasn't logged in for 2 years.

3542078 If he was dead, he would have replied to my comment.

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Hi Crimmar, I liked your fanfic.
I just realized he hasn't logged in for almost 2 years.

Are you dead? Please answer if you are.

Modo viae fractae ad thesaurum ducunt.

I hope you are well.

Hey Crimmar. I just finished reading The lunar guardsman and really enjoyed it. I binged read the whole thing within like a week or two. Kinda bummed about the cliff hanger but I get that you’re probably busy. I just hope that your doing well in life.

The anniversary of this fic will come again soon enough, maybe we will be able to commemorate it with a new chapter?? :fluttershysad:

Been 2 years since the last chapter of the lunar guardsman I wish it would continue one day 🥲

You know, I come back here every once and a while to check up and see if the stories progress. Usually, I am mildly surprised by some drama that has befallen Crimmar and then wonder if life has gotten full again.

Also, when did the new skin happen? ... Damn it's been a while... Just keep on keeping on. I'd like to think you make the world a slightly better place with your tales of woe.

You've been kind of dead lately. Did you get a life or something?

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Knowing our luck we won't get any. And if we do it's not gonna wrap up the story either.

I would like to formally request more of the lunar guardsman pls lol

3245603

Also, Crimmar did get three warnings, actually, he got multiple warnings, for many months, including the last time and he got the temporary ban after El Dorado found a way to eliminate the "entering and leaving" thing back in October.

Also:

Also, El Dorado already gave you a temporary ban of less than a day when you were screwing around

???

When? :rainbowhuh:

In October, he told me.

Just letting you know that Time Reaper is lying once more.
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Also, by his words, you'd think that if he barely has time to read threads and instead uses what free time he has to refresh his duplicated feeds of his subscriptions to everyone else on the group, he really is a bad choice for an admin.

3245686 Haha, good one.

There shall be nothing of the sort.

What you deserve is a long, thick tentacle.

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I expect my Award will be coming in the mail.

And I expect my award is going to be an animal dildo coated with gold paint and glitter.

3245683 Regardless, getting banned from Unsafe Space should be an achievement. You've accomplished the impossible.

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