1. Half of all money is actually Cocaine. When a dollar is first made it weighs maybe a gram or something. But over the course of the first year, it doubles in weight due to all the cocaine it picks up. The average dollar weighs 2 grams, one gram of which is cocaine.

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It was days ago when I came under fire from those who said the opposite of this. "We do no kill trees"; this they said. "The Dark one! The dark one is the killer of tree, not us!" Beg beg beg.

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My professor stood on the crystal throne and began to dance a twirl. Vibrating his arms through the air that is energy but not matter! We all laughed and pointed at him, for he could not dance as the bee does.

When he fell from grace we all demanded and explination. WHY! - a proffsor of many degrees, one who has never been a crystal, dance upon his throne for all to see, why would he pale in comparison to the bee?!?!?!?

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