Ten impossible facts that no one can believe.

1. Half of all money is actually Cocaine. When a dollar is first made it weighs maybe a gram or something. But over the course of the first year, it doubles in weight due to all the cocaine it picks up. The average dollar weighs 2 grams, one gram of which is cocaine.

2. Almost the entire population of Earth is missing. Human population growth is around 2% per year and the Earth is 6.5 billion years old. According to these numbers, even a population of 2 people back then would lead to more humans than the number of particles in the universe existing by now. But where are these people? Scientists have been looking for them for a long time and suggest they may be living in the phantom time dimension that the catholic church accidentally created.

3. Bees are smarter than humans. It’s no secret that all human structures are inferior to the honeycomb. Scientists admire the insane tensile strength of the honey comb, enough to withstand ten thousand nuclear bobms, that they’ve covered it up out of embarrassment. Bees have beeter waste management systems, weapon systems, nurseries, breeding programs, flight paths and bedrooms than us. The only reasons we do not live in bee hives is because we aren’t smart enough.

4. You only use one brain cell at a time. Your brain rapidly swtiches between brain cells, creating the illusion that you use up to one percent of it. However, the normal person only uses one brain cell. People who can use more than one at a time are probably psychic.

5. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has more characters than any other kart racing game.

6. The NES is faster than any computer today. That’s right, computers have gotten slower since the NES was created. By focusing too much on graphics and social media, chip makers have atrophied their skills. Chips are no longer hand made, thus reducing their power incredibly. For this reason, the NES is five times faster than a PS4 pro and Switch combined and could run far more powerful games if any ever tried.

7. China got to the moon over 5000 years ago. They had rockets and a moon base and everything. However, wiser than us, they realized that it was best to fix every problem on Earth before creating new ones on the moon and so stopped. This is why China has not been to the moon again.

8. Chocolate is a more powerful hallucinogen than LSD

9. There’s more evidence that humans evolved from mushrooms than monkys. That’s why humans taste like mushroom, kill ants like mushrooms, infest all things like mushrooms and oh yeah mushrooms alone have been to space as well as humans. We share 99% of our DNA is mushrooms.

10. One of the people who signed the decleration of independence is still alive. john lansing vanished one day and was never found again. He is still out there.