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• TOne Batty Family

  • MLP: FiM
  • Slice of Life

  She has the day shift; he guards the night. One pegasus, one thestral, just trying to make things work. They've known each other since childhood, so meeting the family shouldn't be quite such a big deal. But then the family tree got involved...

  • Profanity
  • Bat Pony
  • Royal Guard

  I Thought I Was Toast · 5.7k words  ·  182  1 · 1.4k views
• THay to Pay

  • MLP: FiM
  • Comedy
  • Slice of Life

  Twilight discovers the pain of the many and varied eccentric laws written by King Sombra in the most unspeakable of languages.

  • Sex
  • Twilight

  I Thought I Was Toast · 4.6k words  ·  113  1 · 1.2k views
• EThe Cuddlebug Initiative

  • MLP: FiM
  • Slice of Life

  The newly reformed changelings have been given a mission by their visionary and benevelont King Thorax: they must snuggle all the ponies in Equestria. Most ponies take to this with gusto. Someponies are more... difficult than others.

  • Scootaloo
  • Changelings

  I Thought I Was Toast · 1.8k words  ·  373  6 · 2.8k views
• EJust a Little Batty

  • MLP: FiM
  • Slice of Life
  • Anthology

  The first day of school always sucks. It's particularly sucky when you're normally nocturnal.

  • Diamond Tiara
  • CMCs
  • Bat Pony

  I Thought I Was Toast · 83k words  ·  901  10 · 8k views
• EOf Diamonds and Dogs

  • MLP: FiM
  • Comedy
  • Random

  Rarity – coming to realize that robbing the Diamond Dogs of house and home was quite rude – seeks to pay them back. She just has to mark a few extra caches each time. Easy, right? Wrong.

  • Rarity
  • Spike
  • Diamond Dogs

  I Thought I Was Toast · 1.1k words  ·  49  2 · 636 views
• EA Monument to Her Glory

  • MLP: FiM
  • Sad

  It is only natural for all heroes and villains to claim a trophy in their victory. What they do with it is their business.

  • Alt. Universe
  • Celestia
  • Nightmare Moon
  • Other

  I Thought I Was Toast · 2.3k words  ·  42  2 · 631 views