"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

'Ello stranger. Welcome to my little cave. Boy, do I have a story to tell you...

"I don't understand it, but I will."

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You Must Fight To Live On The Planet Of The Apes

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

loves tiaras.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

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Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

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Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

Retired writer and graphic artist.