"All you have to do is look into the gem, and the test will be over before you know it!”

How far would you go for the right price? And would the end justify the means?

After a botched experiment, Silver Sterling finds herself thrust into a grim new existence in the Equestrian Wastes. Simultaneously robbed of her old life and given a chance to live anew, she must learn to adapt, survive, and thrive to ever have a chance of making it out alive in this harsh new world.

Saved from certain death by a local scavenger, she becomes entangled on a quest to find a long lost musical relic for a reward most ponies would kill for. And to save her own skin. It's a wild, wild wasteland out there.

_{Based on the original Fallout: Equestria by Kkat. Reading the original is recommended but not required.}

_{The prologue through to the first couple of paragraphs of Chapter Five were written in 2018. I've not written anything since, but this story has been living in my head for almost 10 years now, so it's well past time I get it out of there. Hopefully anyway. We'll see how it goes. In case you couldn't tell I tend to dip in and out. More out than in.}

Trixie is a talented witch, student to the most powerful mage in the country! Well, at least she was until she messed up a spell really, really badly. She's been banished from town until she can prove that she's learned from her mistakes, she aims to do just that as soon as possible. Life outside the safety of the city walls is rather unpleasant, after all.

Still, a few nights in the forest is nothing for a powerful mare like her, surely! All she needs to do is figure out how to get her mentor to take her back in, and then everything should be back to normal.

There's got to be an easy way to do it, right?

A dumb idea I had, courtesy of one of the best albums of '97.
He's waiting to take your immortal soul.

After straining for a while, it turns out that Rainbow Dash needs reading glasses, which sucks, because that's super uncool. But it's worth it to get to read the new Daring Do, and besides, it's not like she needs them all the time.

Reading with friends can be fun.

A short, unplanned story written in a couple of hours.
Big pop!
V.nise cover image edit provided by Skijarama.
Now also with a neato reading!

Twilight, after many countless hours, thinks she's managed to finish an old, forgotten spell she'd discovered on an old, forgotten parchment that was tucked away in the depths of the Canterlot archives. All that's left to do is to test it out. What's the worst that could happen?

A longer, unplanned story written in a few of hours.
Killdozer Bake-Off!

It's a beautiful day, and Twilight is going to make the most of it! First things first though, she's got to get ready to leave Golden Oaks.

An uneventful morning.

Another short, unplanned story written in a couple of hours. It is what it is.
Inspired by Shellac.

(Not as good as Rude Gesture, so don't get your hopes up, cheese!)

Twilight Sparkle saw many things in the human world. Twilight Sparkle brought some of them back. Whether what she decided to bring back was particularly useful or fitting of a Princess is another matter, but it seemed to have struck a chord with Equestria en masse.

A short, unplanned story written in a couple of hours. It is what it is.
Inspired by Shellac Of North America.