Whale, whale, whale, now that's what I call a fluke.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

"'Descent into madness' implies you went unwillingly." College student, stupidly into gaming, voice actor hopeful.

EVERYPONY IS BESTPONY

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

If there is a fic I want to read, but it hasn't been written, then I make it happen. Simple as that.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Damn, I wish I could read.

I primarily make YouTube videos, but I like to write too. This is where my pony writing goes. Typically adventure or dark, lots of OCs, consistent updates not guaranteed, batteries not included.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

I'm a mad man. I'm a man of honor. I'm a sociopath. I'm a brony. For all my conflictions, I'm pretty stable, though you'll probably call me insane. That's fine, I enjoy it. I'm just hear to write.

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

I'm just here to write.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

......uh?...

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

*strokes blanket* I am a good writer. I am a good writer. I am a good writer...

irresistible

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Tired always.

https://www.twitch.tv/kingphoenixembers

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.