I'm many former things.

Mod 1 of 4 of The Diamond Cutters and general lover of reading. Genuinely enjoys and refers to Diamond Tiara as Best Filly.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

8000 soldiers!

henlo fronds

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.

I've been writing online for thirty years. One of these days I might actually get good at it.

He's just this guy, you know?

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

My Little Puny: A Play on Words

Um.... I like writing stuff?

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!