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Chaotic Ink


Mermaids are sexy. You should hump a fish.

Apr
1st
2022

Yeah, it's Cray-Cray time again! It's a wacky-tacky time! · 3:13pm April 1st

Anyone get that Scooby-Doo reference? No? You uncultured swine.

Speaking of pigs, I bring to you a video made by a pig, who is also a man, but thankfully also not a bear, because we all know where that leads.

Truly, he is a terror of the ages.

Al Gore or Man-Bear-Pig?

Yes

The part with the flying Titanic and Mexican car horn makes me laugh.

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Dec
24th
2021

Happy Hearth’s Warming / Christmas to all! · 9:48pm Dec 24th, 2021

Sorry folks, no funny skit for the holiday, I’m writing this via my phone because too many things have been going on up till now to make a proper post with my computer.
Short update: I have all of next week off from work, so that means plenty of time to write in between everything else I want to catch up on. 2 Bits will get its next chapter up definitely and hopefully at least half of the next chapter for the main story will be written, as well as part of the next chapter for Requiem.

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Nov
25th
2021

Happy Thanksgiving! · 11:50pm Nov 25th, 2021

Hope everyone is getting stuffed and spending time with their families! And not killing one another!

One is Midnight, the other is Calypso. I'll let you guys decided which one is which.

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Nov
1st
2021

It's All-Saints-Day and someone's a saint! · 9:04pm Nov 1st, 2021

Requiem for the Kirins Ch. 3: 100% done and in editing

You're lucky

I simply prayed to the spirit of Saint Storm Vine, the patron saint of the kirins, and I was helped along.

Patron saint, huh? Isn't someone supposed to do three miracles to qualify?

They also need to be dead. First miracle: tolerating Discord for 500 years.

Can't Fluttershy do that? If she lived that long, I mean?

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Oct
31st
2021

Tube-Tober 3: The Revenge of the Return! Day 31 · 4:10pm Oct 31st, 2021

Happy Birthday, Midnight!

What'd you get me?

I took the day off from work tomorrow to do nothing but write! Also, deer bologna!

...I accept

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Oct
30th
2021

Tube-Tober 3: The Revenge of the Return! Day 30 · 4:49pm Oct 30th, 2021

Hey, Cally, did I make your birthday today or April 1st?

April, I think

Too cliché'! Today, Mischief Night, is your new birthday! Happy Birthday! October birthdays for everyone!

Yay!

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Oct
29th
2021

Tube-Tober 3: The Revenge of the Return! Day 29 · 3:45pm Oct 29th, 2021

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Oct
28th
2021

Tube-Tober 3: The Revenge of the Return! Day 28 · 4:31pm Oct 28th, 2021

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Oct
27th
2021

Tube-Tober 3: The Revenge of the Return! Day 27 · 5:33pm Oct 27th, 2021

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Oct
27th
2021

Tube-Tober 3: The Revenge of the Return! Day 26 · 12:17am Oct 27th, 2021

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