Well, it finally happened. Deception is Magic now has over 1000 favorites! Who knew that a story idea I wrote three chapters of on a whim and submitted before going to do a bit of construction work one night would get this popular? I still remember when I woke up to the phone ringing the next day and heard my friend tell me it hit the top of the featured list. I was in shock!

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Okay, it's been months (24 and a half weeks specifically) since I last updated Deception is Magic. I'm sure a lot of you are wondering "why the fuck doesn't he update it already?" Well, I'll be honest. I'm nervous. I've only had a few stories that have gotten very little attention, and then when I posted Deception is Magic I got a call from my brother the next morning telling me it hit the feature box. The top of the feature box no less. Needless to say, my jaw hit the fucking floor.

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...There's really not much more I feel needs to be said than that. A while ago the doctor said he had 2 weeks to 2 months to live (which normally means 2 weeks) and it's now been about 2 weeks. I could go over all the issues, but there's really no point to it. What is simply is what it is and from the way it sounds now he has a couple more days to maybe a week speaking as a pacifist. I say it that way because he's in pain, and he's been in pain for the better part of 20 years now as he's been

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My grandfather is being rushed to the hospital right now. A couple days ago he was discharged for...I don't really remember (people don't always keep me in the loop sadly). Anyways, he couldn't actually walk at all, and we had to carry him into his house. Since then he hasn't regained the strength to walk on his own, so their taking him back because of it. Given this is her father, my mother is going to kill someone if he isn't admitted and they refuse to help him.

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Now this blog post really only has two purposes. First: to get that depressing old news blog post off my user page. Second: Everything in this post is going to be copy pasted into a comment that I'll put in Knighty's blog post about the new user page layout. If you hate the changes that have been made to the site I encourage you to read to the bottom of this post and then leave comments regarding any complaints regarding the functionality of the site since the updates. The more severe the

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My dad got a dog a little over three years ago now. A pitbull, we named her Lexie. December of last year Lexie gave birth to a litter of puppies. We kept one of the brindle pitbulls and named him Charlie. I hate to admit to any kind of weakness, but I'm crying as I type this. I love that dumb little bastard. He was such a hassle, and when he was small he used to pee everywhere, so I ended up calling him pissant, even after he stopped. It became my little nickname for him for when we played. He

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You know, after yet another night of waking up roughly halfway through noon and staying up until the sun refuses to let me sleep and using most of that time watching Zero Punctuation on youtube, I find myself in a very cynical mood. Again. This time however, I'd like to make a blog post for this deluded mental rant.

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Writing with a big smile on my face. For two reasons. 1) I'm finally moved into a new house that isn't owned by an asshole, which means I should start getting back to working on my stories fairly soon. That is as soon as I can convince myself to stop watching Zero Punctuation and Dragon Ball Z abridged on youtube. 2) My cat will not leave me the hell alone and it's really cute. Just got the little bugger, ironically from the jackass who owned the last house. He didn't want her, and I knew if I

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Not werewolf Luna, because that would be ridiculous (everyone knows Luna is a vampire; shout out to My Roommate is a Vampire). See, I got started on this one-shot about two days ago now after it was rattling around in my head for about a week. I made a few changes, settled on the basic premise, oh holy fucking shit does this dog stink (dumb bitch tried to play with a skunk and I'm starting to gag over here), and I finally got to writing it. If I don't get it our of my head I'll never get back

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I really do fucking hate my life sometimes. I'll try to make this as concise as possible and keep the bitching to a minimum again. For the, oh, 12 of you, that decided to read my last post, you know that I get internet through a mobile hotspot on a phone that isn't even mine. That get's iffy sometimes (to put it nicely).

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