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Strayan Phoenix


Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

May
10th
2015

My Biggest Phobia · 11:00pm May 10th, 2015

I think the scariest thing about the prospect of having kids in the future won't be feeding or providing for them, but raising them up in a society where alcoholism, drug abuse, wanton violence, sheer idiocy, a severely-distorted sex culture, and the worst of all, "political correctness", reign supreme.
If you think it's bad now, it will only get worse from here, and that's what scares me the most. :raritydespair:

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Feb
9th
2014

Looking back... · 10:06am Feb 9th, 2014

I've been musing over in my mind about 'Earning Wings' for a few days, and with hindsight, there is a big difference between where it is now and where it's going, in comparison to what I had originally envisioned for it.

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Jan
26th
2014

So... Three's a Crowd... · 4:33am Jan 26th, 2014

I don't think they'll ever come up with a better expression that says "I Call Bullshit" than that.

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Dec
9th
2013

News from the world of StrayanPhoenix · 2:48am Dec 9th, 2013

Not that any of youse actually read these things, but anyway, just putting it out there...

#1: School's Out
Maybe now I'll have a bit more time over the holidays to actually do something with 'Wings of A Different Nature'.

#2: Location, Location
Good News: From the way things are looking, I'll be moving to Canada next year.

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Oct
27th
2013

Horns or GTFO · 2:47am Oct 27th, 2013

It's interesting how, whenever someone writes a story, if it's not Twilight Sparkle who's wielding the Element of Magic, then it's always some other unicorn such as Trixie, or Rarity. So my question is...

Would a Pegasus or an Earth Pony be able to channel the Element of Magic? :rainbowdetermined2::yay::ajsmug::pinkiecrazy:

In all seriousness, what would constitute for a pony to be eligible to wield the Element of Magic?

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Sep
18th
2013

Yay! · 6:44am Sep 18th, 2013

My story "Wings of a Different Nature" just hit 300 Likes and over 400 Favourites! :pinkiehappy:
I don't think I've ever made something that ever became this popular before. :derpyderp1:
I appreciate all the feedback and support so far! :twilightsmile:

I apologise for the delay in the next chapter, but I've been a busy bee lately.

Every now and then, I have a sudden epiphany about an idea for a potential future chapter, and I've been writing them all down before I forget them.

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Aug
4th
2013

You know... · 8:27pm Aug 4th, 2013

"Equestria Girls" probably would've been a heck of a lot shorter film if the Night Guards had've actually done their fucking job. Seriously, she's a Princess of Equestria, dudes. Pull your bloody socks up.
I'm sure no-one'd be able to just slip into either Celestia or Luna's room like that without a dozen Special Forces jumping on top of them, so what gives?

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May
5th
2013

My twisted sense of humour... · 6:33am May 5th, 2013

A married couple had hit a rather rough patch in their relationship, had filed for a divorce, and were currently arguing over who could have the rights to the custody of their three year old child.

The mother says to the judge, "I was the one who carried it for nine months and gave birth to it! Therefore, I should have the right to keep her!"

The judge nods and turns the the father, "Alright. And why do you think you should get custody?"

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Apr
11th
2013

*Insert Title Here* · 4:18am Apr 11th, 2013

That annoying moment when you're trying to type something on your computer, but you keep making typos, and it makes you feel slightly dyslexic... :ajbemused:

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