Makes ponies cry

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.