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I like ponies. Ponies are cute.


Celestia liked to think of herself as a good ruler, and a good pony.

Sometimes, that just wasn't true.

Sometimes, you just have to let yourself go.

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Comments ( 40 )

Blame it on the Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Darkness! Blame it on the Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Darkness!

:rainbowlaugh: and the purpose of that was...?

Kinda obvious, but still a great read regardless. Thanks~

Love the concept, a very fun twist! Well-written as well, apart from a couple of minor typos (eg 'loathe' should be 'loath'). Good job :)

And so this is celestia's Darkness
The nightmare of all the cakes

Hi there
I've just read this funny comedy
And I'm just wondering if I can get your permission to translate into another language (Chinese)
and post on another site(fimtale.com)
There will be clear credit and link towards this page. Tagged as translation as well.
So....... Can I get your permission to do so ? .......

Sure, I don't mind.

'loathe'is correct. It means a feeling of intense dislike. Loath means reluctance. Both are correct, but loathe is the one I chose. Still, thank you for pointing it put. I learned a new word today!

Forget Daybreaker, say hello to her true Nightmare version: Cakemuncher!

For what it was, I loved this.

I knew what the punchline was gonna be from the start, but I still laughed to read it. XD

This vile act makes Sombra look like Pinkie Pie.

I kind of saw this coming, but it was still wonderfully silly to read.

Not beyond my expectation, but cute enough!
Who can reject the cake?

I thought for sure it would be focused on Daybreaker, very good twist you put into here. :twilightsmile:

I guessed the ending, but that was a fun ride to the end, thank you!

Tia, do you want to have another Nightmare Moon? Because stealing cake is how you get Nightmare Moons.

Wonder if she has stolen 40 yet.

Heh, Wellll that's true and it does happen frequently with sibling to each other.

This fic is pure enjoyment and joy at its finest! The sinister start being paired with the adorable end is just amazingly well structured and fun for everyone! Hope ya didn't mind, but I had to make a lil' reading of this!

Audio Linnnnnky!: https://youtu.be/pX6GDmsCTr8

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

I knew what the punchline was going to be before the story, but still good :rainbowlaugh:

If you don't have bread then just eat cake lmao

THIS WAS SO AWESOME!!!! I love how sinister you made it seem and then you get the rug pull with "tia?"

Totally saw it coming, but was still funny. Have a thumb. :derpytongue2:

Saw it coming right before the reveal. Smiled, then laughed when I was proven right. :rainbowlaugh:

Wait, wait, wait: Luna had her cake being eaten every month, and she never suspected Celestia?!

Oh, Luna. You're sweet, but you can be so thick sometimes...

Thanks for the cake flashbacks.

This is my surprised face. :trollestia:

Celestia sit down.
*She does*

You're friends and family have gathered here today to tell you that even though we love you
(Or in my particular instance hate you)

They will not stand by while you gorge yourself...

Birthday cake, chocolate cake, cupcakes all you ever do is talk about cake, cake, cake like Rihanna

Of course... It's Cakelestia fault, it could be worse, at last is not Trollestia or even worse... Princess Molestia

Something, something, something dark side . . .

I, too, believe my girl Luna can be really dumby thick. Wait a sec . . .

Sorry not sorry.

Was a good story, my only criticism is that your attempts to keep ‘her desire’ in suspense made it pretty obvious what she wanted.

Here's the Chinese translation link (https://fimtale.com/t/14281)
(Just in case you want......)

Now I'm wondering, does Twilight Sparkle have an dark side, too?

I don't know why this popped in my head, but it did, and I'm okay with that.

I'm pretty okay with that, too!

Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

So obvious, yet so overwhelmingly funny.

Figured out it was about cake about halfway through, but it made me smile nonetheless. Cute work.

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