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Obselescence


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When your life is as dull and cliché as the harmony that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color—or seventeen-and-a-half—to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

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liek if u cry sometimes over a pint of ice cream as the horrifying ennui of daily existence begins to settle in and you realize that despite your best efforts life was far more complicated than you'd ever dared to fear.

Professor Plum
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obs no

This fic reminds me that my socks don't ,match... Where do all my socks go?

Obs, have you been smoking again? If so, let me get some.

That Dissie picture is so cute :rainbowkiss:

Obs what are you doing

Obs stahp

4542265

I may've been slightly incapacitated mentally when I wrote a lot of this. The details to remain vague, but it was entirely accidental.

Buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo, buffalo?

4542159 am i still allowed to like it if it's over a tub of mayonnaise?

Obs, why are you being so comedic ally naughty? Please, write a sequel. I don't think I laughed this much in days.

This fic is very discordant with what we know about Discord, but I'll need a cord for my disc drive to show you all the reasons this is dis-Discord-ant.

Have an updiscord. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go listen to some disco.

So discord discord discord to discord discord and discord discord discord, but discord discord discord discord. Discord? Jarring tumult, cacophony dissonance jarring racket. Sour note. Clamour accord.

I wonder what language they speak.

I don't... I can't... How... What...

Obs, what did you just do to my mind?

“Dada!” it cried happily, raising its paws up to Discord.
“Well, obviously not,” said Discord.

No, 'Dada' seems like an entirely apt description here. :trixieshiftright:

When life gives you lemonade...

Twenty three minutes, twenty three likes.

In before feature.

the cacophonous wail of a thousand flugelhorns

dear god
you have never know the sound of hell until you have heard the flugelhorn

in fact, the only way this could possible get worse is if

the chorus of flugelhorns was joined by a single accordion.

YOU FOOL!

I've also changed your name to "Carobslos" to reflect your punny nature better

u go reed a storee @ femfictun
da autur say "dis grad-a storee"
i clek @ it, i reed it, i leik it
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Universe 2.0 is still the best version. It's all been downhill ever since the devs came up with that gimmicky "Life" add-on.

In any case, thank you for a magnificent story of the magic of parenthood as only you and Discord could tell it.

4542291
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

4542366 what about a bagpipe?

4542295

Sure! Also acceptable are lard and I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter.

4542376 played right, the bagpipes are god's most majestic instrument

Discord, datcord... All flesh is cord, and corded by the shed out back. :twilightsmile:

4542392 eh, I suppose so. What's wrong with accordions, though?

4542427 Weird Al is the only man who can lay claim to playing the accordion with the grace of a god

There is so much Discord.
You done it Obs.
You much Discord more Discord through Discord and Princess Discord, to make Alicord Discord.
We must investigate further.

ℸℴ ωℎℴღşℴℯѵℯr ίℸ ღαϒ ςℴηςℯrη, ℸℎίş ℸίηϒ ∂ίşςℴr∂ ίş ίη ηℯℯ∂ ℴƒ α ςαrίηℊ ℎℴღℯ αη∂ ℊμί∂αηςℯ αş ℎℯ ℸrαѵℯrşℯş ℸℎℯ ℸrℯღμℓℴμş ℘αℸℎ ℸℴωαr∂ ღαℸμrίℸϒ αη∂ α∂μℓℸℎℴℴ∂. ωℎίℓℯ ί αღ μηαЪℓℯ, Ъϒ ѵαrίℴμş ςίrςμღşℸαηςℯş, ℸℴ rαίşℯ ℸℎίş ϒℴμηℊ ∂ίşςℴr∂ ωℎℴ ℴηℯ ∂αϒ ℯηℸℯrℯ∂ ίηℸℴ ღϒ ςμşℸℴ∂ϒ, ίℸ ίş ღϒ ℊrℯαℸℯşℸ ωίşℎ αη∂ ƒℴη∂ℯşℸ ℎℴ℘ℯ ℸℎαℸ ϒℴμ şℎℴμℓ∂ ςαrℯ ƒℴr ℎίღ ίη ღϒ şℸℯα∂. ℸℎαηķ ϒℴμ, αη∂ ∂ίşςℴr∂ Ъℓℯşş.

HOW IN THE HECK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?

4542468

Poor handwriting.

In due time, Discord even sent Discord off to Discord’s Academy for Gifted Young Discords, where he promptly made the Dishonor Roll, and never received less than straight D’s on his report cards. He made friends with plenty of young Discords his own age, many of whom would go on to vote him Most Likely to Become an Alicord Princess.

This masterpiece has restored my faith in Fimfiction.

Wut? I don't even...:rainbowhuh:

This was awesome
Thank you

4542366 Flugelhorns are actually hella sweet sounding. They combine the soft melodious lyricism of the French horn with the reagal power of the trumpet. I believe you are thinking of this:

4542571
The only times FiM showed a Flugelhorn being played, it was Pinkie playing. This might have something to do with why many FiM fans without first hand knowledge about the instrument think it sounds atrocious :pinkiehappy:
Just like someone that only heard an amateur learning the fiddle, but never heard a good musician playing one, might think a fiddle sounds like a cat wailing :trollestia:

4542435
In the US, perhaps. Go to places where the accordion is actually a popular instrument and you will find something very different. I believe there are cities where it's easier to find a good accordion player than a good guitar player within driving distance of where I live.

Go home Obs, you're drunk.

4542571
AAAAAAAAAAAH MY EARS! THEY BLEED!

ℸℴ ωℎℴღşℴℯѵℯr ίℸ ღαϒ ςℴηςℯrη, ℸℎίş ℸίηϒ ∂ίşςℴr∂ ίş ίη ηℯℯ∂ ℴƒ α ςαrίηℊ ℎℴღℯ αη∂ ℊμί∂αηςℯ αş ℎℯ ℸrαѵℯrşℯş ℸℎℯ ℸrℯღμℓℴμş ℘αℸℎ ℸℴωαr∂ ღαℸμrίℸϒ αη∂ α∂μℓℸℎℴℴ∂. ωℎίℓℯ ί αღ μηαЪℓℯ, Ъϒ ѵαrίℴμş ςίrςμღşℸαηςℯş, ℸℴ rαίşℯ ℸℎίş ϒℴμηℊ ∂ίşςℴr∂ ωℎℴ ℴηℯ ∂αϒ ℯηℸℯrℯ∂ ίηℸℴ ღϒ ςμşℸℴ∂ϒ, ίℸ ίş ღϒ ℊrℯαℸℯşℸ ωίşℎ αη∂ ƒℴη∂ℯşℸ ℎℴ℘ℯ ℸℎαℸ ϒℴμ şℎℴμℓ∂ ςαrℯ ƒℴr ℎίღ ίη ღϒ şℸℯα∂. ℸℎαηķ ϒℴμ, αη∂ ∂ίşςℴr∂ Ъℓℯşş.

>Obsolescence while writing this
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Comment posted by Myrandall deleted Jun 13th, 2014

The FEELZ!!!!! :pinkiesad2::fluttercry::raritydespair::applecry::trollestia::facehoof:

Damn it, first Sock and now Obs. Who's been distributing the pipe mold? :raritydespair:

4542978 ահձէενεг, ʅơʅ

4543142 fuuuuuuuuuuuuudge buckets.

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