Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
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When a dark, familar swarm descends on Ponyville, chaos ensues. What's happened to Mrs. Cake? Why is Twilight Sparkle so afraid of fixing the problem? Will the ponies of Ponyville ever be able to enjoy a Sunday afternoon in peace? And does a mixing bowl really make a good helmet?
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, and hide yo husband too, 'cause they takin' errypony out there!
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There are no words that can describe this story.
"∞/∞" Gamestop
You sir are fantastic. 10/10
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Flash, a-ah, he'll save every one of us!
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
Y U Do This?
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Oh, presentperfect. Whatever shall we do with you.
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I love this comment.
Was that a Calvin and Hobbes reference I spied?
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And that was a secretly recorded video of PresentPerfect in the midst of the writing process of this story.
*each
10/10 Would not bang.
Beautiful...
10/10 — would steal your waifu
And now to write the sequel, where Twilight eats the peachy little bastards
Couple small edits:
Skipped
at each other
Very silly, and actually rather original. Why is it that all the trollfics are awesome ideas?!
Another comedic masterpiece! Great work, Pres.
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I put a lot of effort into this m8.
You done good.
Wondering if it's coincidental with a recent MLB post...
4877937 Wh- where did you find that?
4877657 Where do you people find these?!
Waifusprites. Nasty things. Still, it's nice to see Twilight's magic actually solving a problem, especially in a silly story.
But there's one important question that remains: Did Mr. Cake ever find those currants?
The cover of this is literally the definition of nightmare fuel
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My god just how do you make something so horrifying
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I don't think so? :O Maybe? To what do you refer?
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Did I mention I was drunk?
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no don't do it D: Also, kip-up (I guess I used it wrong but who cares).
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This is a thing of beauty. Your efforts were not wasted. :'D
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I dunno what that is, so no. :B
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You can thank Obselescence! :D
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Pinkie ate them. :(
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LET THE PARASENTRY INTO YOUR HEART
I'm always up for some good Twilight/Flash Sentry shipping.
I'm... honestly not sure if that's what this is, but I'm downloading it anyway! Will report my findings in the morning.
I...
But...
Maybe if you...
... but - !
... the hell did I just read?
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*Hovers over 'New Story' menacingly*
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I'll have to add that to my mental dictionary.
This was an exquisite shitfic. The plot was horribly illogical, there was no characterization to be found, and the writing made no goddamn sense while making perfect sense at the same time.
Take a downvote sir, for much like Ric Flair, you have earned your hate.
That was funny. I couldn't stop laughing.
Great story. Hope you make more. 
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If you liked this, pretty much anything else I've written with a Random tag should suffice.
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Thanks. I'll see what stories you have.
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The technobabble about why he imploded sounded like what Calvin says when his "good" clone implodes after having a bad thought.
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Ahh! No, it was just standard technobabble. :)
Upvoted just for the pun in the title.
Why
That was, huh.
Yeah, I'm going to have to go with 'Huh'.
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No, he didn't, because they were alternating currants. A Transformer came into town, and turned them all into a single currant at extremely high voltage, which then rolled behind the sofa and got lost.
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See also: A Blackout in Ponyville. :V
Glorious. Is this the kind of breakdown that happens when one watches too many G1 episodes in a row, hmmmm? :duckface:
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No, this is more related to judging two writing contests at once. :B
This made me laugh so FUCKING hard. I salute you author.
ATTACK OF THE WAIFU STEALERS!
... The story is so good the comments are getting likes. This is one hell of a story I'll never forget
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Yeah, saw that coming. Well alright, this story is definitely tongue-in-cheek, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it a "shitfic..."
Ah. Well then.
Keep up the good work!
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"Turd" is a funny word. :V
Okay, that was amazing. Liked and Favorited.
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Check out some of my other Random-tagged fics! I've got lots more where this nonsense came from. :D
5070583 I'll be sure to do that. Oh, and if you dislike Flash as much as the rest of us, be sure to see Rainbow Rocks. Let's just say Trixie hates him as much as we do.
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Already have! Check my review in my blog! :O
And I don't hate him, I don't really have any feelings about him at all. :B