Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship.

When Applejack and Rainbow Dash stumble upon the two stallions in an awkward situation, they find that their notions are... rather misplaced. Especially considering what the mares do together in their own private time.

A parody of shipping in general, including some tropes. Consider this a late April Fool's story! :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks to Sir Rustbucket, Loopy Legend, Fiend from the Darkness, and Holo for editing.

Rated Teen for some language. Sex tag is for sexual innuendo and humor.

And yes, the cover image is a Scrubs reference. Love that show. :heart:

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I know it's a little late, but I hope you guys enjoy my "April's Fool's" story! :ajsmug:

Better late than never, eh?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Oh man that was really funny. I actually covered my mouth at one point a started to die of laughter at another. :rainbowkiss: Great story.:yay:


That's my philosophy! :moustache:


Thanks! I laughed pretty hard while writing it. :rainbowlaugh:

BRILLIANT! I rate this 5 out of 5 mustaches :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:
Just a great shipping parody


Thanks my friend! :moustache:


Okay, okay, I've got to stop laughing before people think I'm crazy! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

People be like: Huh, Big Mac and Caramel, better dislike it before I catch the gay.


Glad you enjoyed it! :rainbowlaugh:

I figured. I know how M/M is received on this site. :rainbowlaugh:

It's all good though! I have two serious M/M stories planned, both of which are longer Romance/Adventure stories, so I'm not worried. :pinkiehappy:

Is it gay story or just a joke?:rainbowhuh: Please, answer honestly.:fluttercry:

This was cute, no I mean sexy! Dammit Bad_Seed_72 what you do to me!


Apparently I confuse you. Which is what I was going for! :trollestia:

Oh you devil you!:heart:

Thank you.:twilightsmile: I will read this story a little later.:pinkiehappy:
I really hope these stories not about Mac?:unsuresweetie: Because, Mac is my favorite character and i see him only as straight and nothing more.:eeyup:

What's with the dislikes? This was amazing created by an amazing writer! I'm confused here!:rainbowhuh:


No, they aren't, but everyone is entitled to their own view of a character. I see certain characters as gay that others see as straight and vice versa. As long as the ship is written well, it doesn't matter to me. That's just my opinion though. :twilightsmile:


Because the F/F-loving brony community doesn't take so kindly to M/M, even as a joke! :rainbowlaugh:



are brilliant.

You have won this day.

This was awesome! :twilightsmile: it's a completely different take on shipping. Friendshipping is awesome.

It took so much willpower to not smile or laugh at this amazing story.
All that willpower was for naught; the power of friendshipping was too much. :rainbowkiss:


Thanks guys! :pinkiehappy: Friendshipping can be just as awesome as shipping!

I almost pissed myself! I was in hystarics the whole story! :rainbowlaugh:

Their eyes met. Neither could deny the truth any longer.

Oh shiet :rainbowderp:

This was going to be the best wagon the Canterlot Chariot Race had ever seen.

Ppphphphttt BAHAHAHAH!!! :rainbowlaugh:


Avast ye, matey! Thar be shippin' ahoy! :moustache:


:rainbowlaugh: One of my fave moments too! Glad you liked it!

4213412 You're a genius I tell yah...... Oh and you're also a wizard.

I'm still sitting here, processing the story and shaking my head while making lunch. It really got me thinking about comments I and my best bro got in middle school and then I and another bro got in high school. I'd always been rather shy about my feelings, so by not approaching the girls I liked and always hanging out with my best bro, I started being labeled as gay. Later in high school, I started hanging out with another guy who actually came out, so some people thought that as confirmation.

I really confused everyone when I started protecting my future wife. It was awesome!

… unless Dash counted that one time Caramel had lunch with a pegasus from the Ponyville Weather Team during one of the CMC’s song-and-dance routines.

Oh my gosh! "Heart and Hooves Day"!

“... An’ why Dash tried ta kiss AJ when—”
“I didn’t kiss her!” Dash ran over to Big Macintosh and grabbed both sides of his muzzle. “I-I didn’t! I was just trying to pose for the camera! Like this! See?!”

I remember. "The Mysterious Mare Do Well". :rainbowlaugh:

Of all the worst possible things that could happen, this was definitely the worst possible thing.

Nopony ever spoke of this again.

"That's my line!" :raritydespair:

Why can't two grown men meet in the wee hours of the morning to build a chariot? Or two grown women meet late at night to play lesbianism with dolls? There's nothing gay about that.

This has to be the funniest story of yours I read since that "Two Broke Girls" inspired Derpy and Carrot Top story! :rainbowlaugh: Although the double entendre may have been a bit on the heavy handed side. But it was funny, huh! Keep up the good work. :pinkiehappy:

4213412 ARR! I brought the rum! :derpytongue2:

That was a priceless story. Great job. Just Great job.

Awesome story! I especially like the inclusion of RD and AJ's activities, which I can definitely imagine being enjoyed by another pony...

i.imgur.com/ATqx9iI.png "Hey girls! I was just wondering... Can I come over sometime?"

As the present holder of the Innuendo Chicken, I hereby pass the rubber fowl of funny to you, the new owner. Enjoy. :pinkiehappy:

"Dear Princess Celestia,
SHIPPERS RUIN LIVES! :twilightangry2:
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle." :twilightsmile:

Loved it! I kept on waiting for the double- or triple-twist reveal that never came. :derpytongue2:

Or maybe a bit of CaraJack & RainbowMac...
:applejackunsure: "Welp, that sure was... awkward."
:eeyup: "Eeyup."
:rainbowderp: "We're never speaking of this again, are we?"
:eeyup: "Eeyup!"

Of course...it WOULD be Rainbow Dash to be the one that finds them first. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my God! I loved this! Light MacDash and super funny! You outdid yourself this time! :eeyup::rainbowkiss::pinkiecrazy:


I knew all those Magic cards were worth it in the end! :ajsmug:


Yay for confusing everyone and being yourself! :rainbowlaugh: :yay:

I kinda had a similar problem. I’ve always gotten along well with both genders, but when I came out, I had people coming up to me and saying, “But you always hang out with [insert name of guy best friend here]! You can’t be gay!” :rainbowlaugh:

Not every friendship has to have some unresolved sexual tension. Just the juicy ones. :pinkiecrazy:


I was one of the few bronies who actually enjoyed MMDW. Mostly because of the gags. :rainbowlaugh:

And I know, right?! There’s nothing gay about sneaking around with a member of the same sex to engage in secret activities! Nothing at all!

*whispers as voice fades away*

… Nothing at all…

… Nothing at all…


:rainbowlaugh: In all seriousness, glad you enjoyed it! I was being pretty thick with this, but I’m glad it made people laugh regardless!


Thanks my friend! :scootangel:


Haha, thanks! And before you know it, Lyra’s gonna ship them too! :rainbowlaugh:

AJ deserves better though… :trollestia:


You said I get a chicken, but all I received was this: :scootangel: Should I be concerned?


Twilight’s got the right idea! Oh, but shipping’s so addictive! I’m hopeless! :raritydespair: Mommy, make it staaaaaaaaahp. :rainbowlaugh:

It’s ironic ‘cuz CaraJack is in my longest series and I’m working on a chapter for the MacDash wedding collab… :rainbowwild: :eeyup:


Dash is a yaoi fangirl. :rainbowlaugh:


Thanks dude! Glad you enjoyed it! :rainbowkiss: :eeyup:

She did seem to be getting REALLY excited back there. :rainbowwild:

It's strictly platonic.

4214083 Really. You liked "The Mysterious Mare Do Well" too. :pinkiegasp: I thought I was the only one. Although for me nostalgia plays a factor. There are little references in that episode to things like "Batman: The Animated Series" and "Darkwing Duck" and used to love those when I was a youngling. :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:


Indeed! :pinkiehappy:


Strictly so. :raritywink:


I watched some Darkwing Duck growing up myself. I also enjoyed AJ and her two named hooves, as well as all the little rescues! :rainbowlaugh: Opening a jar is hard!

Needless to say, I Takei'd really hard on this fanfic


:rainbowlaugh: I love that man so much!


You need to do the twilight and spike.... that would be hilarous :rainbowlaugh:


I can just see it now… In the sequel, a scorned Applejack drags RD to Twilight’s library and harasses Spike about his feelings for a certain librarian… :trollestia: :rainbowlaugh:

knowing that it reallly was platonic made the jokes funnier. my sides:rainbowlaugh:


:rainbowlaugh: Glad you liked it!

on AJ and Dash's I almost slammed my head into the keyboard

That's how blackmail works.:pinkiehappy:

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