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AdmiralSassMcAwesome


I'm a displaced person...

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Braeburn is tired of being a single hunky stallion. On a visit to see his cousins at Sweet Apple Acres, Braeburn convinces Big Mac to accompany him to an evening of Speed Dating! (Surely the fastest way to catch a mare!)

This is me having a bit of fun and pairing up some unlikely characters. If you don't like Crack Ships like I do, then it's best to turn back now. As this story contains ships I have confirmed are totally original, I have listed some portmanteaus at the bottom to christen them!

**Featuring** Fancy Pants, Flam, Prince Blueblood, Cheerilee, Zecora, Spitfire, Trixie (The great and powerful) and Cherry Jubilee.

Let the speed dating begin!

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Comments ( 27 )

AMAZING ORIGINAL!:pinkiegasp:

Great story

3708850 You earned it, I mean you kept me hooked and I have the attention span of well... Pinkie Pie!:pinkiehappy:

3708863 I guess you could say I was writing something... Fast paced :ajsmug:

Oh that was terrible :facehoof:

SpitCora (This is so hot, I am proud as punch to be it's mother) -- I approve!

CheeriBlood (It's kind of like The King and I...) --- Could work

CherryPants (Anything with Cherry Jubilee is sexy) --- Not into Fancy Pants, but Cherry Jubliee is super hot!

3708930 Yeah, Fancy Pants is so boring... That's why I figured it'd be nice to see him not being all proper and with a sexy babe like Cherry. Seriously, she needs more airplay!

Anyhoo, glad you like my ships :pinkiehappy:

I am in love (No pun intended.) with this fic. :twilightsmile: It is absolutely amazing how well you made these ships work! I never would've thought to do any of them. Bravo. Bravo indeed.

Spitora = Win
Macindash = Epic win

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Aw thanks! I really appreciate it, I wanted to make crack ships that seemed kind of believable and it took me some time to figure out which ones could possibly work, so I guess my planning paid off :yay:

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Woo! Always nice to meet a fellow MacinDasher :eeyup::rainbowkiss:
It is now my wish that someone who can write Zecora does a shipfic of my baby. It's just too good:heart:

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Oh yus, MacinDash is my OTP

You also make me a slave to your SpitCora :rainbowlaugh:

Pretty interesting couples if I do say so myself :twilightsmile: Good job :raritywink:

There should be more of this. As someone who has accidentally duct-taped my shipping goggles to my face, I approve of these. And the MacinDash (OTP). :yay:

3713887 Maybe due to all the successful romances Pinkie will have to organise another night :raritywink:

Gee Whillikers, Mr.AdmiralSassMcAwesome! I didn't think it would be Macdash when I saw tags for my two favorite ponies, but I was so pleasantly surprised my brain exploded from this story ending in the best possible way!
And Spitcora? YUS... That is all.

I tried to write something similar for a contest a few months ago and couldn't complete it in time. Speed Double Dating. Ironically enough, Trixie would have ended up with Flam in my story as well after Flim snuck away with both Aloe and Lotus Blossom...

It's awesome how you pulled this off. I imagined Cherry being voiced by Flutterguy. :yay:

Interesting. I wish people would do this kind of thing more often. It's quite fun and interesting

i would like to see spike get shipped with sweetiebelle

This is AWESOME!:rainbowkiss:
(I was so afraid it would go beyond crackships,if u get what I mean:rainbowwild::twilightblush:)

3791505 Hmm, I'm in the middle of drafting a part two and I'm sorry to say I'm not sure I can work that in. As much as I too love SweetieSpike, it's not easy putting fillies in a speed dating night... :fluttercry:

I loved this story , it had me laughing all the way through!

I finally decided to read this. I am not disappointed.
If I could, I'd give you a slice of Pavlova through the internet.

Hilarious! I never would have pictured some of these pairings, but well, crack ships and all. The best part for me was the ending, however. With Pinkie, Dash, Mac and Braeburn all left, I was expecting them to pair up, especially with how common PinkBurn is. Congratulations on undermining my expectations.

A number of minor errors but actually kind of cute and it made me chuckle at a few points. Have an up vote.

I do so LOVE how you've characterized Cherry Jubilee in this story.
Shameless slut with nothing to hide, I LOVE IT!

Wow. I actually quite enjoyed this. Some of the pairings I hadn't thought of before, and were clever..

I did a fanfic reading of your story with a full cast! I hope you enjoy it! Youtube Reading

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