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The stallion before you looks to be on the heavy side, a bit too fond of rich food and hard liquors. He twirls the pen in his hoof, eyes half-lidded as he scans the page. "Sup." He says.

I am the original Gentleman Cat! Cheers Meow!!!

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I write stories.