Cider season is nearing and once again Big Mac has to guard it from any pony that tries to get a early sample. On this day, the red stallion is going to meet a certain blue pegasus with rainbow mane who is going to get some cider, one way or another.
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'Doesn't matter had sex.'
Words to live by
I enjoyed it
Jajajajajajaja!!!!!!!! that kills me!
This story..........................defines everything that is funny.
too bad this is complete. i have an idea for, at least, a second chapter XPPP
I thank you all for liking my story guys.
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The simple instinctive mind of Big Mac
And then he will proceeded to ahve sex with this mare so she can get cider for the rest of thier lives
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Yeah man, who doesn't want a piece of Big Mac?
Haha nice work
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Thanks.
Nice
This was a good one!
4152846 This...
Shouldn't it have taken a minute at the most to explain what happened? Something like "Ah told her no, we wrestled for a bit, we made out, had sex, she said she was thirsty, and we had cider." Unless he went into detail of certain things.
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For some reason I can't up vote your comment.... So
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6638211 I'm just That awesome your praise means little!
I'm kidding, thanks anyway :p
FIrst of all, I really enjoyed this, it's so funny how Rainbowdash would even risk getting pregnant just for some cider. Second of all, what's Applejack's problem? I thought she was mean to Rainbowdash in Super Cider Squeezy 6,000, but she is just a huge jerk here. Just give you're friend one cup of cider and accept the early payment. I'm starting to think AJ doesn't actually have any real principles and just has some really bad blood against RD for some reason. There's being competative, and then there's whatever the heck AJ's problem was here.
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i like to think they dated before, and thats why aj has bad blood over it.
maybe rd moved on quickly, or to the next best thing, thats how aj think of that anyway.
also, applebloom did have a GREAT point. by limiting 1 cider per pony, who will produce the same money as just one pony, a.k.a. pinkie
and they'll get less complaints from ponies