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"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR


(Rainbow Vs. Wild ---> Octavia Vs. Rave ---> Shyness Vs. Kindness)

(Also, check out another side fic done by me! ---> http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4278/What-Happened-in-September...)

It's good to be Big Macintosh. A powerful, sexy, and formidable bouncer who guards the entrance to the club "Vinyl's Cage Corral", and also the work horse of Sweet Apple Acres. He's good looking, and has many mares swooning at the mere mentioning of his name.

But...what if he doesn't even notice them? He's too busy to bother with love, and even if he could, the mares around Ponyville just aren't for him.

With Applebuck Season over, Vinyl's club closing down for Hearth's Warming Break, and no work to be done, Macintosh finds himself bored out of his mind...until he sees her.

A canary-yellow Pegasus with a lovely pink mane and the softest, most adorable eyes he's ever seen. He wants to talk to her...but what he discovers is that he's too shy to even try! To make matters worse...two of his cousins are in town to visit and notice this as well.

What follows is the hilarious adventure of two Apple Relatives helping a third to 'Buck up or shaddup!', get his act together and, you guessed it...take a Leap of Faith.

(This one's a bit shorter then the others, so I'm going to try to keep it the same quality but increase the speed. I really want to get to Twi-Vs-TrX!)

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 142 )

How do you put these out that fast, it seems like, SUDDENLY, moar.
Anyways, looking forward to this aswell :3

Hehehe, wow, this is getting good.

This is off to a great start, just keep this tone and we'll be good. I love the part when Braeburn showed up and Mac was like "awe fuck!" I don't know which is worst the clumsy one-(Caramel) or the one that never shuts the fuck up-(Braeburn).

Also this fic could have easily been made into a parody of the awesome movie: Roadhouse with Mac as Dalton. It's a film about a kick ass and heroic bouncer who knows this one move is which he can rip your throat out. This movie is action packed, hilarious and VERY QUOTABLE. The film is cheesy, stupid and fun. (Trailer Here)
"Mac, your bleeding."
"Pain, don't hurt."

In fact go watch Roadhouse after reading this fan fic.
Peace Out.

Uhh in the title you spelled kindness wrong...:applejackunsure:

Dude, you've got to be kidding me. :ajbemused:
Do you allow yourself rest at all? Does sleep register with your mind?
How much of that are you even getting anyways, because your health comes before great stories.

I'm not saying this story is bad though, its starting off great.
Just remember to take care of yourself too. :pinkiesmile:


Thanks for catching that!

Funny thing about that...well...surprises and all.

Great start :D I lol'd when Big Mac jumped from Braeburn scaring him XD

Question: Why not write the Twi x Trix first if that's the one you wanted to do instead of rushing though this one first?

an so it starts.

I fucking love it when bad things happen to Braeburn and Caramel. I almost choked to death laughing during the breakfast scene. The only thing I could think of is this:

I want Moar!

"What's the worst that could happen?"
You just had to jinx him, didn't you?

I think I'm going to keep a running "Eeyup" counter at the end of each chapter, just to see how often it's used.
Right now, we are at 6 and 1/2 "Eeyup's"

Let's see, with the half-"eeyup" near the end, my "Eeyup" counter is up to 2 and 1/2 this chapter, 9 in total.

"Ah don't know, Silver Spoon kept saying the bathroom was being used, somethin' bout a 'Hornjob' or what not. What exactly is a-"
Meanwhile, in Big Mac's head

here's my emotions at the applebloom parts :pinkiegasp: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowkiss: and fluttershy's emotions :fluttershyouch: :fluttershysad: :fluttercry: :yay::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:


My gawd. A "hornjob"? What you did there.... I see it.... And I don't want to....:twilightoops:

"Where's the next chapter!?"
"Come on, we're sick of waiting!"
"Celestia's sake let us re-"

Vinyl slams the door open and hisses in a raised whisper "Will you all shaddup!? He's had a rough day at work, he'll get to it tommorow! Jeez you ponies..." She turned her head and looked inside, sighing as Octavia gently tucked the young colt into bed and put a damp rag on his forehead. They hoped he got better soon...tommorow there would be an update, she was sure of it! :heart:

I almost fell out of my chair at the breakfast scene when Apple Bloom mentioned "HornJob" and the following reactions lol. XD Brilliant!

I can't wait to see what Braeburn has planned to get Big Mac to talk to Fluttershy, this is going to be good :3

Take all the time you need with the chapters, we can wait :D

Have a good one.

I cant, I cant breath hahahhahahahhahaha.....now:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:......you get the idea

I just cried with laughter and now everyone in the room is giving me a weird look. By the way, why did you go from "buck to Fuck" at the end there... sorry that's the consistency fairy that lives in my head talking. That ending was amazing thanks for all the laughs.

Absolutely hilarious ending! "RUE THE DAY"...classic. Btw, my "Eeyup" counter is up to 11. Surprised there hasn't been more of that, but hey, there is only the ENTIRE rest of the story to rack 'em up.

The ending... help... cant breathe...

I always saw Big Mac as pretty calm and collected.

But on the other hand, seeing him lose his shit like that is just hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

possibly the most hilarious shipping i've read yet:rainbowlaugh:


When all else fails and big Mac is pissed, you start running and you don't stop till you're dead, the other option is... (see: Sweet apple massacre)

Great development so far, keep it up!

XD One of the apocalypse horses!! LOLS!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: hehe

Fuck with him and he goes batshit-crazy.:eeyup:

Thia a great ship fic but.........PLEAZE MAKE A FIC ABOUT THE TWO IDIOT TWINS.
Seriously, the thing I look forward to most in each chapter is what Caramel and Brarburn are going to do. They work so well together in true sitcom format. I love it when their plans as full of the best of intentions as they maybe backfire and get them into trouble.

Other high lights of this chapter are Applejack...just Applejack, Mac getting ready and screaming like the chest waxing scene in the 40 Year Virgin and the dinner scene with two moron cousins of our protagonist.

Peace Out.

We mourn for the loss of two ponies today, Celestia rest their souls...

I'm surprised a bit at the amount of anger Mac has, especially for his two cousins.
Sure they could get annoying, but that rage seems like a little much, only my opinion though.

Your amazing, we've clarified this already.
An intermission well worth writing :twilightsmile:

"So, basically...Run." - The Doctor, last surviving time lord of Gallophrey.


Badass. Just simply badass. Hats off to you, Wolokai. :eeyup:

:rainbowderp:... that. was. AWESOME! :rainbowkiss:
Mac goes from :eeyup: --> :twilightangry2: --> :flutterrage: IMMA FIRIN MAH HOOVES!!!

Holy crap! So much epicness in this chapter. I was going to keep my "Eeyup" counter going, but with the epicness of Leeroy Gen- I mean Big Macintosh, it broke meter.

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