Soarin and Braeburn are really close friends; almost inseparable. They go almost everywhere together, do almost everything with each other, and even share the same home with each other. They are like two peas in a pod, so close that you'd think they were gay.
But the problem is, they aren't. Why is this a problem? Because everypony in town thinks they are. Will the duo be able to convince the others that they are in fact straight without ruining their friendship...or will they want to convince anypony?
The completely heterosexual collab of Draconian Soul and RainbowBob
Edited by SpaceCommie and pre-read by Skeeter and Flint Sparks
Chapters (1)
Our writing process for the entire fic.
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Draconian Soul.
Just.
Just marry me.
Right here. Right now.
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We can threesome it if you'd like.
Oh my god.
It's out. This will be a fun one!
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I'm in.
But I'm on bottom…
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I can't confirm this firsthand, but I'm pretty sure this is the case.
Am getting sort of a Turk and JD vibe here but not quite.
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Care to make it an orgy?
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Let's make this a party.
lol i love this, NEED MOAR!
glasses.
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So the bartender is the one trying to pick up mares? In his own bar?
Formatting is off here.
cold bead of sweat
hazy, and delete the comma after hazed
Unitalicize the word house, it feels awkward with it as it is
pounced on me
Quite the comedian, aren't you?
Soarin
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So when was he pushed out of bed?
Soarin’s only reply was a snore along with a half awake mutter
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Incomplete, eh? I'd like to see where this heads.
I'll have to read this when I get the time... Finally someone other than me thought of doing something like this.
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I guess I'm down with this.
No homo, of course.
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It's an ingenious plan, no? It is almost like Barney came up with it from How I Met Your Mother.
SPAYED.
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3978278 I'm pretty sure that one's in the playbook!
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Why did nobody inform me that this fic was a thing?
This is literally the best story concept on the entire site, there is nothing better than this.
Even the cover art is amazing.
3978679 I agree!
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Last time you had your shirt off.
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Oh you two guys...
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EPIC
Normally I'm not into these kind of PONY stories, but this was too funny to pass up! Can't wait for more!
This is going to be an interesting story in future chapters.
I just had to read this, even though it is a humorous take, because it reminded me of my own life, and my platonic bond with a friend of mine (though, we don't live together like they do). Like them, people have thought we were a couple.
This was an enjoyable read so far.
the whole sharing a bed thing with a bro is pretty normal down here.
*notices strange stares*
see, y'all are makin' it gay.
Reminds me of another duo...
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I feel sorry for Watson
Soarin...
You're a dick!
Dammit, this needs to be a thing. A thing continued.
Oh. It's not a clop. Lame.
I've heard of this before, but I can't place my hoof on it...
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"A" should be "an."
Perhaps you mean "perked?"
Braeburn is Felix while Soarin' is Oscar. THAT is the original bromance.
Well, except without the gay stuff.
This seems interesting, I shall favorite and up vote. KBO.
I hate my life
>Tfw i once slept with a man
non sexualy.
we are best friends.
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Well everyone knows Soarin's gay for RapidfireSeems legit. Will read later.
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Clop is the sound you'll hear when I slap my cock against your ass and call you a bad boy
3977898 No better way to write a fic. And why does the title remind me of Jay and Silent Bob?
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Everypony to Braeburn and Soarin;
Please, good gentlcolts, give us more!
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Aw, they're rhyming at each other!
Your getting an immediate like for that cover art
I see Braeburn's face: WAHUHAHAUHAHAA..HOHOHHUHAHAA..WUHAHA..HAHA...HEH. <---The most realistic laugh ever.
Braeburn looks like he want's to say "I've seen some s--t."
So as far as I can guess, they're really good buddies!
All I thought about with these two, Its guy love
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Yes.... just... just yes.
Epic.
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You are all assholes
Lol I'm being totally serious I hare this story It lies I like rainbow not braeburn hell he is kind of annoying to me
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I was just saying that your cover art is friggin' hilarious