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Vivid Syntax


Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

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Four stallions. Poker. Tequila.

It's that time of year again: time for the annual colts-only weekend at Lucky Buck's, and Braeburn, Soarin', Caramel, and Big Mac are in for one heck of a night.

Inspired by original art by Braeburned (used with permission)
Huge thanks to Wireframe for proofreading and editing

Now with a reading by Savrin Drake!

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Comments ( 79 )
JBL

Writing a story using a picture from Braeburned and not having clop?

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Pretty funny though :rainbowlaugh:

Better than how I wrote it. God speed! :rainbowlaugh:

GODDAMMIT BRAEBURN!!!!

5188548 Oh, you'll get your clop soon enough. :trollestia:

Glad you liked it!

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I figured someone would beat me to the punch. I'll be sure to give your version a look.

Thanks for reading!

5188929 You're welcome, hope you enjoy that!

5188548 More than disappoint. I am disgusted and offended by the lack of gay stallion porn. It's brave of Author to discuss such matters.

You know what?... buck it! Just the opening sequence with Braeburn giving some accidental innuendo to an elderly mate made me lose it. Here ya, a fav and an upvote, you earned it.

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Clearly I need to rethink my life choices. :rainbowlaugh: If you need more gay ponies, you could go give my story "Sensation" a try, though I should mention there's no clop... yet. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

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Thank you kindly, Brad! Glad you liked it. :pinkiehappy:

5189198 >No clop
You're a disgrace to the order.

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Meh. Clop isn't everything. :trollestia:

If you've got any other suggestions for any of my stories, I'd love to hear them. :twilightsmile:

5190389 I won't read them until you write gay horse porn. And Clop is love, clop...is life

Braeburn followed him outside. "You got that right," he said, greedily licking his lips as he ogled Caramel's flank. "Imagine if I'd told her about all the sex!"

Of course! Of course! The ONE part we don't get to see!

Good job, Author. I laughed a lot.

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Ain't I a stinker? :trollestia: Yeah, it sounds like a lot of readers wanted some clop. If someone gets Braeburned to do a follow-up image based on this story, then maybe I could write a more salacious sequel. :raritywink:

Glad you enjoyed it, though! :pinkiehappy:

That last bit made me burst out laughing. Good show sir.:pinkiehappy:

*Grins* Great fun from start to finish. Braeburn was hilarious and I love your take on Caramel.:pinkiehappy:

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Glad you liked it. Thanks for reading!

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Thanks! I haven't read many Caramel stories, so I was kinda flying blind. :twilightsheepish: Good to know it all worked out!

Fuckin' Braeburn. My sides, man.

Here because JBL shot this at me.

"Imagine if I'd told her about all the sex!"

I fucking KNEW that was going to be the punchline! Haha, it pretty much had to be because of the innuendo laden conversation at the start but it was still a good payoff.

Well done, well done, it's always nice to see some fun, light one-shot around. I would use the expression "tongue-in-cheek", but considering the subject and the cover artist... nah.
Specially liked the way you wrote Soarin' - comedy gold. Thanks for the laughs, hope to see more stories from you

Great story. I can't believe i waited this long to read it. It was funny, and i just couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for writing this.

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I figured a few quick-witted readers would pick up on the punchline early, but you're right. I don't think it could have ended any other way.

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If 'Happy Hour' ever gets a sequel, I'm totally stealing that line for Braeburn. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for reading, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

5193884

Fuckin' Braeburn.

You'll have to wait until Caramel's done. :trollestia:
Thanks for reading!

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And thank YOU for reading! I'm happy it made you smile. :pinkiehappy:

:unsuresweetie: i... dammit Braeburn! he broke my frigging mind i was cringing so hard
so that was a thing. by the end i was suspicious of your tricks, but the delivery was still great.
banana out of 10: would recommend

Braeburn sounded like doughnut from red vs. blue throughout the whole story to me

5239887
I've actually never seen Red vs. Blue. That's the Halo parody, right?

I hope you were able to enjoy the story regardless. Thanks for reading!

5239923
Yea you should check it out, it's pretty funny. You'll know doughnut when you see him. Also I did enjoy the story, I was laughing the whole time I was reading it:twilightsmile:

Interesting story, but it needs one of these:

i.imgur.com/EWZgp90.png

5409651
A ribbon from Winter_Solstice on the winter solstice. What more could I ask for? :twilightsmile:

Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed the fic, and this really made my night!

Great way to begin the story there. Love it, this had me laughing like a hyena

Caramel rushed at the door, dripping with red raspberry juice and with the cutting knife in hoof. He gave his friend the biggest, brightest smile he could, his eyes wide and twitchy with excitement. "HI, BIG MAC!"

The door shut quickly with a loud slam.

I am very impressed that you managed to make nearly every substantial line of Braeburn's into gay innuendo.
I had to re-read Mac's request for somepony to grab his sack three times to make sure it wasn't Braeburn speaking.
And I can only assume with that last line that Braeburn is straight as a rail and spends the day after the poker game picking up mares, because irony.

But really, though. This was tons of fun. It reminded me of when I used to play poker with my college friends, and usually triumphed by sobriety.

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Braeburn was tons of fun to write. Once I'd started making those innuendos, I couldn't stop. :rainbowlaugh:

And I can only assume with that last line that Braeburn is straight as a rail

Ha! What a twist! Whatever floats your boat, dude, but I'm going to stick with my own head-canon.

Completely gushed out my ears for this one, love these characters when they're shipped together and this story was amazing :heart:

Phrasing.

Phrasing.

Phrasing.

Phrasing.

Phrasing! Dammit, Braeburn!

"Must feel nice havin' somethin' to suck on. Been there before." Damn it, Braeburn!

I lost it. You deserve all praise for keeping the innuendo throughout the entire story.

I laughed so hard my cat gave up trying to sleep next to me and went to another room. That's some Twilight-level horse word magic, right there.

Braeburn followed him outside. "You got that right," he said, greedily licking his lips as he ogled Caramel's flank. "Imagine if I'd told her about all the sex!"

*slow clops*
Bravo, bravo.

LOL I loved it. The gay jokes-- Hillarious!

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Great work. Just Braeburn's line's throughout the entire thing was pure gold.

5485346
Glad you enjoyed it! And I hope your ears are okay! :rainbowlaugh:

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Glad you all enjoyed it! It was tons of fun, especially messing around with Braeburn's big gay mouth.

...

Dammit.

5493338
That's pretty high praise! Thanks for letting me know, and I'm glad you enjoyed it! :raritywink:

This was very well written and a joy to read. The ending was fantastic. 10/10 would recommend to friends.

Brilliant opening, and it just gets more ridiculous from there.

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