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Guy_Incognito


"My brain only has two sides; right and left swipe." Dom Mazzetti.

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It's Button Mash's birthday and he's finally legal across all of Equestria. All he wants to do is stay in, work on his kill to death ratio in Thirst for Blood and maybe catch up on some back issues of Moanin' Mares. Unfortunately for him, he has two best friends who've decided they've had enough of him being helpless, repressed and anti-social.

Rumble has a plan: a night of bar hopping from one end of Ponyville to the other where, hopefully, Button Mash can find a girl to take home. Rumble is absolutely sure this is the going to be the best night of Button Mash's life. Button Mash is absolutely sure he just wanted to stay in. Shady Daze is absolutely sure he wants to keep his two best friends out of a prison cell.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

(Set in the same world as Einhander's 'Royals' and Cola_Bubble_Gum's 'Rum Punch'. All the events are set after both stories.)

Cover art by Silver_Tip
Edited by SpaceCommie
Proof-Read and Co-Written by Shub-Niggurath

Chapters (17)
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Comments ( 344 )

Off to read it:moustache:

-Sentral: Its done, it's finally done!
-Main Cast: STOP HIM, HE'S TRYING TO KILL US ALL, STOP HIM!


A.k.a. The brainstorming on my part.
It would be a lot darker if I always got my way.
Heheheheh.

Already read it 4 times.

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Dat ending.

“Rumble, I’m, like, naked…”

“Ponies don’t normally wear clothes, Button.”

I love you guys.

3866238 I LOVE YOU TOO. *starts making out with your arm*

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KISS IT MORE YOU WHORE!!:twilightangry2:
*ahem*
I mean you making me blush:twilightblush:

DAMMIT DUDE, YOU LEFT THAT IN.

3866280 I SEE GRAMMAR ERRORS. SHIT.

3866266 *licks your arm, stroking it lovingly with his fingers*

As a professional knob gobbler, I most certainly approve of the colts' bantering and overall dickery. If I had to judge this story thus far, I'd give it four out of five hairy Diamond Dog nuts.

Ima make a darker parody, m'kay.

Guy, Flutters doesn't live in town. :raritywink:

I added Colts to the right folder. :twilightsmile:

I approve of this and look forward to more.

3866671 THIS IS YOUR EDITOR SPEAKING. Can you plese replace the name

Overall I really liked reading the first chapter! It's got a charm to with all the "cock slappers" and "dick faces" being tossed around. I can't wait to see Button Mash more as well.

Also I should have the cover at least 50% finished by next week. :rainbowkiss:

i can totally relate to button mash in this fic i have like three freind who go drinking every night and every night their like "hey man come drinking with us!!! bout time you got laid!! im im like NO! i found i good fluttermac fic and dammit imma finish it!!" then they kidnap me and the night usually end with me running away from a very confused female bar hopper out of pure shyness and my freinds ribbing me about it for a good month.

I can relate to this story pretty well. The only difference is I'm the guy who's got the voice of reason. so I'm usually forced to help guys like them out.

>Silian Braille
Danmit Guy! Can't you go 10 minutes without an American Psycho reference?

Damn Brolly is a wanker.

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Brolly is king of making everyone butt hurt (And not in the fun way).


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Half my writing style is just 'borrowing' words/phrases/quotes/plotlines from the stuff that Easton Ellis writes :rainbowwild:

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How can anyone in their right mind not upvote this comment?

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I figured. I actually thought that was a pretty good reference when I spotted it. Nice and subtle if you weren't expecting it.

YAY! People like it. That's it, when I get my PC back I'm writing one by myself too.

case of Lo-Brau beer

checkout lines at S-Mart

all this and more,

cuz this fics got

refences, refrences gallore!!!!

CLICK MORE AND CLICK ON THE EDITOR! THAT GUY IS AWESOME!

Fluttershy’s cottage was three doors down, on the opposite side

DIFFERENT NAME! LIKE RARITY OR PINKIE PIE OR SOMETHING!

Good. Gooooood.

"Guess what he's doing right now" :rainbowhuh: :rainbowlaugh:

Brolly needs a punch in the face, as does Thunderlane. Douchebags.

Poor Flitter. :ajsleepy:

Wow this was way better than I expected it'd be! I hope you guy(s) update it a.s.a.p :twilightsmile:

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Something tells me Thunderlane and Brolly never made it to college :trollestia:

Pretty good :D Not normally my style but good for a laugh

I'M THAT CRAZY GUY IN THE COMMENTS! YOU'LL BE SEEING MORE OF ME IN THE LATER CHAPTERS. ALL I DID SO FAR WAS EDIT AND REWRITE A FEW SENTENCES, ONE OF WHICH HE COMPLETLY IGNORED (or didn't see) [LISTEN TO YOUR EDITOR/ PRE-READER/PROOFREADER/ CO-AUTHOR, FOLKS] the sentence WAS THE HOUSE ONE. C'MON. FLUTTERSHY!?!
Sorry, I'm just excited.:twilightblush::twilightsheepish:

CAPS LOCK SPAMMING. I'M REALLY SORRY GUY. IS WAS THIS OR HIT RANDOM STUFF/ PEOPLE. HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN (I think).

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Thanks, man. I've got a rough draft of chapters 2 and 3 that need a bit more tweaking before they're solid, but hopefully by next week I can get one of them out. I promise more action, antics, drunk Rumble and Button Mash, and possibly even Twerking (Unless there's a pony word for it?)


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Button Mash is sort of the hapless victim in all of this; just a guy who wants a quiet time with his friends and gets dragged into a world of sin and vice he can't fathom. It'll be fun to read about. I promise.


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I'd say something like 60% of my writing style is seeing how many references to movies and TV shows I like I can fit in and hoping that guys like you pick up on them. I'm glad you did and expect a shameless amount more in the future.

One chapter in and you've already got me hooked. This is raunchy, crude, filthy, STD-ridden, and all-around amazing. You're able to pull off teenage banter and jackassery with as much tact as this premise allows, and still have that 'Guy_Incognito' style that I've come to adore. I'm interested to see how well you can roll with a three character dynamic, especially one of this strangeness. It's a motley crew, but one I can totally see you owning. Good luck and God speed, you fagnificient bastard. :raritywink:

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NO! I'M GOING TO SAVE YOU, I'M GOING TO SAVE YOU ALL! DON'T YOU TRY AND STOP ME!
I see what you did there.

3873252 10 points for griffindor.

3871494 I'm happening. Deal wit it.
3872662 And two things.
1. A few more things need fixing.
2. I can help you half ( I think) of fri and all sat. possibly some sunday. After that, who knows?

3872916 I smeared my gunk on it. Freak approved. Click more in the summary.

Tried to think of something positive to say about this fic, couldn't.

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Thanks for trying, I guess?

I demand more. You really do have a knack for creating adorable characters. And complete douchebags. Flitter needs to dumps Brollie's ass, and do it soon, before she gets something more serious.

One little thing that needs an edit.

On the pages, Freak Power kicked Aunt Flow in the face and her exploded into a splash page of blood, skull, brain and gore.

Her should be she, or add in head after her

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Heh, whoops. I definitely hit 'Submit' a bit early on this fic. I can fix that up.

And, more is coming.

3874195 I was tired and pressed for time, OKAY?!?!!!

“Oh, Rumble.” Shady Daze said, sighing, “How many times did your parents drop you on the head when you were a kid?”

Probably less than they did with Thunderlane, but still few times too many :rainbowlaugh:

Button Mash's room:
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Hmm, Button Mash is too (in the British meaning of the word)

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