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I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

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If you like fake dancing, then you'll love... · 3:54am Mar 10th, 2016

Tayman plays DDR on Twitch!

Little known fact: I've been playing DDR since the summer of 2004, which makes just over a decade of stomping up, down, left, and right arrows. It's one of the main reasons that I hate exercise unless it's entertaining (I love baseball and frisbee and other outdoor sports, but workouts strictly to work out, ew, no), and I was actually active in my local arcade DDR scene through middle school and first couple years of high school (until our mall's arcade got torn down to make way for my town's third Verizon store, like that's fucking necessary).

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There's a group called the Canterlot Cafe.


I swear I did not know about you when I started it.

But HEY, funny coincidence.

Hey, Tay! Thanks so much for adding my story A Sweet Taste of Cake to your Favorites bookshelf. I'm glad that you enjoyed my little story about two ponies who fell—and stayed—in love.:twilightsmile:

Hey, Tay! Thank you very much for placing my story Dear Idiot on your Favorites bookshelf. I'm very glad that you could enjoy the piece, despite it being an older one of my works.:twilightsmile:

Oh, wow! Thank you very much for the Watch! I hope that I can keep doing my best to deserve it!:twilightsmile:


Why, thank you! I look forward to pitching some raunchy ideas to you soon. Hoping we can chat on some delicious subjects more often.

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!


Thanks for following me, Tayman!:yay:

I really appreciate it and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

If you ever want to collaborate on a dirty, kinky story, send me a PM!


Absolutely! The story was incredible, and gave me my fair share of poigant thoughts to roll around over a cup of tears. Celestia's tale struck me as touching and inspiring more than anything else, sweeping away the melancholy passing of eons that our Solar Princess must endure. Thank you for sharing your amazing talents with us.

Thanks for the Fave of As a Mother. I hope that the story gave you something to ponder about Tia and what she has given up to serve her little ponies.:pinkiesad2:


How could I pass up the opportunity to stalk an author who's displayed a lofty propensity for luscious jug-fucking?

(Even if said author remains shamefully at count zero for stories displaying said fetish. Hop to it, filly).

There must be more titfucking. Thanks for the watch!

Been soooo looong... It seems another worthy writepony has been struck down by circumstances at once unknowable and tragic. Come back soon, Tayman. :pinkiesad2:

I saw a brief flash of a blog, and thought you'd like to know: I did so long before you posted Hoofin' It. You write well, and you should feel good about yourself. :pinkiehappy:

I must say you write incredibly well. Keep up the great work!

hi(^_^):pinkiehappy:you should check out my blog its the only one im running:ajsmug:4028

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