That night, Rainbow Dash couldn't sleep. So, as always when insomnia hit her, she took to her books.

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"How is she, Belle?" Pilate asked between steadying breaths. He slid over and sat at her side. "What does she look like?"

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Instances of the word "Fart" per story:

Just going by this you would assume that there has been some variance and that the overall usage has increased over time. However, in graph 2 we factor in the actual story length in a 2D scatter plot:

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All incorrect "A-words" so far

Austraeoh
"Amazing" (Lime Tech)
"Aaack!" (Ember Speak)

Eljunbyro
"Awake" (Pilate)
"Adorable" (Belle)
"Austraeoh" (Belle)
"Abomination" (Shell)

Innavedr
"Amazing" (Belle)
"Asinine" (Nightshade)

Odrsjot
"Amazing" (Pilate)
"Adorable" (Rainbow to Pilate)

Urohringr
"Amazing" (Rayvinne)

Ynanhluutr
"Amazing" (Twilight)

Utaan
"Abrasive" (Fluttershy to Remna)

Ofolrodi

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I may regret hooking this up directly to my phone notifications but we'll see how it goes. As before, just mention my name in the comments of the latest story

Here are all songs sung by Bard that I can find.

Ynanhluutr 93

Oh dear sweet little melody, you gave me quite a start
Reckon it'd take a siren song to wake this lonely heart
But since you ask me all pretty-like, I'll tell you how my harmony died

Well I've dipped in the streams and slipped amidst the rushes
I've drowned in every drat sea the Queen V's light touches

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"Ponies with middle names are lame," Flynn grumbled.

Rainbow Dash's full name appears to be Rainbow Danger Dash
Other options include: Tact, Distance, Professionalism, Deadlines, Courageous, Kickflank, Dastardly

Pinkie Pie's full name is Pinkamena Diane Chaotic Scrumptious Pie

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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;

“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”

Rainbow Dash ascending into an alicorn, but still corrupted and therefore being like 1/3 discord along with alicorn, then dying just before completing her goal, while managing to infect a grown but bitter Kera with chaos that also carries the voice of Rainbow Dash, causing Kera to become a schizophrenic chaos-tainted Rainbow Dash with an attitude problem, who then ascends, turns into Nightmare Kera Dash, rules the dark side for a time, then turns good again after trying to invade the

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