"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"
Since I don't actually read every single comment on every chapter, I just set up an automated system to do notifications for me.
If you need me, just call out my name in the comments section (of the latest story) and, like the djinni of legend, I shall appear and grant you three wishes lecture on topics relating to a fictional horse universe