I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

I am the original Gentleman Cat! Cheers Meow!!!

The stallion before you looks to be on the heavy side, a bit too fond of rich food and hard liquors. He twirls the pen in his hoof, eyes half-lidded as he scans the page. "Sup." He says.

Favourite ship ever ... MacinDash That is all you need to know.

A paragon of mediocrity who heartily encourages you to spend your hard-earned free time reading someone with actual talent.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.