I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.
Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.
“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.