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Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

From the endless rain of the Pacific Northwest, I have risen to the lofty heights of Internet fanfiction writer. Truly, it is a dazzling success story.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I used to be relevant!

People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

Teenage Brony from Australia, willing to try his hand at fan fiction. Likes video games, reading, MLP (obviously), Doctor Who, milk, looking at funny internet videos, and finding loopholes in logic.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

Somepony trying to be an artist and writer at the same time

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies