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I'm not nice.

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Trying to be a writer while editing and proofreading in a corner somewhere.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

SJW Attack Survival Guide

I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Just a writer who loves cartoons. Thorax and Pharynx enthusiast. Also, I love Embrax.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Call me Gryph for short, if you like. In-case the avatar, the name, and the themes of my stories didn't make it apparent; big Gryphon fan here.

I am German k?

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

I'm a brony and I know it

Slovenian philosopher, Marxist, cultural critic, and so on. My grand crusade against ideology has brought me to the My Little Pony fandom where I will misquote you relentlessly while snorting. -snort-

Guess where my avatar is from, win a prize. (The prize is nothing)

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Cancer

I'm 17 years old, My only friend is my pets. Favorite color is green. I'm really shy, but can be nice when i get to know you better.

I have a black belt in jeet kun do and am jacked as hell.

None shall escape my gaze! lol. XP

Hello, I'm superpony55. I used to be on this site a lot, but I've sort of lost interest in MLP. My older stories are not very good quality, but I hope you enjoy anyway.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

[shitposting loudly]

Just a simple guy who likes to write and stumbled into this strange but wonderful fandom.

I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.

Grammar Marxist? Prose to the proletariat! Seize the means of communication!

"You think you know me..."

I also draw. Maybe I draw too much and write too little.

I beat that bitch's ass.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Crème de la meme