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Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.



A collaboration with RainbowBob.
Now featured on Equestria Daily!

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*See's cover art*

Could it be?

*Reads*

CTHULHU!!!! YUUUUUUUS!

a three-sided cube

Wut.

“Where’s my pudding cup?”

Noooo! Not the pudding cup! Anything but the pudding cup!

This story is awesome. I especially love Cthulhu's manner of speaking, and how nonchalant his wife and daughter are about his behavior and appearance. Favorited, liked, pat on the back, round of applause, etc.

A Lovingly Crafted Lunch

I get it, you sneaky sausage.

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I'm as subtle as a brick to the face. About as clever as one as well.

This was delicious! Thanks for sharing!

Gosh, what a wonderful story. I especially like those parts from RainbowBob. And who can forget that one hilarious joke from RainbowBob? Man, that dude is just my favorite writer ever and it's such a blessing to see him helping out other fledging authors on this site that desperately need his help and handsomeness.

Oh, also... uh... I guess that Daemon dude was kinda cool too. Kinda.

FEEL THE FORCE OF MY LIKE AND FAVORITE! FEEL IT BROTHER FOLLOWER OF THE ELDER GODS!

5858865 Now THAT, is some Lovecraftian horror. :yay:

Awesome work and funny as hell.

A Lovingly Crafted Lunch

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Aw a colab from two authors i like. thank you for this spring treat.

Cthulu kept Scoot's pudding cup?

That's mean.

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It's downright evil!

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I will say that finding a 3-sided cube would drive me insane.

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Skeeter, you sexy beast. I love you. I've always loved you.

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You've trumped my food pun! How dare you!

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I thought that was Derek / Drek / Shrek?

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Bob you hack, get off of my sto- oh, right. Carry on.

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AAAAAAH IT BURNS IT BUUUUUURNS!

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I try my best to be clever, but it never works.

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And thank you for reading it! :pinkiehappy:

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:twilightsmile:

I approve of this. Equestria needs less badly thought out political metaphors and more Eldritch Abominations!

(Wasn't this one of the Secret Origins of Scootaloo? :) )

I guess Scoots isn't going to get her Cutie Mark until The Stars are Right.

Yup. This has Rainbowbob's oder on it.

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I smell like Mr. Clean! Also, disappointment! :pinkiehappy:

I finished reading this story with my jaw hanging open. It continued hanging open for about a minute until I finally managed to close it.

There are no words in any existing human language, or in fact any language on this plane of reality, sufficient to describe what I just read. Have all my reality-rending upvotes for several thousand eternities.

Now write one where Scootaloo's dad meets up with the Princesses

Lovingly Crafted

:trollestia:

Ia ia, Cthootaloo fhtagn?

Nopony suspects a thing...

Don't trust Cthulhu. He'll steal all your pudding.

Isn't it fun when reality breaks and nobody is supposed to know? It's amusing.

“I have an Aunt Flow?”

You will in a couple of years.

I wonder if she could have gotten a cupcake for that three sided cube...

This could be a very interesting miniseries if you would do that

I came.
I expected.
My expectations were not enough.
This is pure gold.

Saw the pun in the title. I couldn't resist reading it. Well written.

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But you're cute! :pinkiesmile:

Ehehehe, that pudding-hoarding bastard. :pinkiecrazy:

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There are two of you guys? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Not much pudding in Rlyeh. Gotta take it when you can. Especially when you're on an enforced diet.

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There is always a need for more.

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He does have a certain scent to him, doesn't he?

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Me, you fool! Me! Me! Bwahahahaha!

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It was a charity thing. Every post that didn't say it meant I was going to have to give $10 to a charity I despise. You saved me a lot of money.

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Hopefully there is a term in a different, unholy language, to describe it.

Can this have a sequel? Like Twilight learning spells from Yog Sothoth possibly?

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Bring your daughter to the castle day?

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Naw, he doesn't dream much anymore. Too busy with work. He's covering a coworkers' accounts while his wife is having a baby. It keeps him busy.

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Scootaloo's a smooth criminal.

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*skulldesk*

*groan*

Would you believe it took me until reading your comment to twig that one?

Ladies, gentlemen, and eldritch abominations, I do believe that are witnesses to the birth of a new genre: Cosmic Humor.

Hey, we got featured! Way to go, Bob!

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- Sees title
"Wait, is that...."
- Sees cover art
"YEP."

I have only one thing to regret about reading this story.

There is no connection to The Call of Cthutaloo. This makes me sad.

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He's not an alt, I might add.

~Skeeter The Lurker

:rainbowderp:

*foams at the mouth as eyes roll back and begins to speak*

When The Old One wakes, all shall know his way.

When the Old One wakes, the Skies will tremble, the Earth shall shake, the Oceans shall boil.

A trillion mouths shall open wide, screaming in pure agony.

All shall know, all shall know.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*collapses into a spasming fit before falling completely still*

Ph'nglui...Mglw'nafh...C-Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl...f-fhtagn...

Oh, and cute story. :twilightsmile:

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I swear, that pic wants to steal the soul right out of my chest via my eyeballs.

Great work as usual Daemon. I had to read this the second I saw lovingly crafted in the title, looking forward to your next upload.

And that's how Equestria was unmade!

And it makes sense as well, Scootaloo, Cthulhu, they sound so similar.

Here's to stolen pudding cups!

Your version of Scootaloo's dad is 10000000000000000000000.......x scarier than mine, at p<0.001.

Quick, somepony get Old Man Henderson!

This brings me back to the old days when i was younger! Such fond memories... :pinkiecrazy:

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