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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.


Time is running out as Twilight attempts to perform life-saving open heart surgery on her friend. But with Spike there to assist, she should be able to save her in time... right?

Written in about an hour after seeing this picture and asking the question, "Why hasn't anyone written Twilight Sparkle, M.D. yet?"

Now no one ever needs to ask that question again.

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Comments ( 29 )

This is... actually pretty good, but you should still feel bad!

Don't worry... I do.

This was... an experience, to be sure. The story itself was actually quite funny, I thought. Never even saw the "twist" at the end coming.

And, for some strange reason, the very last line made me tear up a little.

Well the ending made me smile, thank you I needed that.:pinkiesad2:

Short, but good, though the twist end was the only part I found genuinely entertaining. There are very few things more adorable than Tiny Twi and Spike Tyke.

Heh, it wasn't really supposed to be funny, per se, but looking back on it, I can see how it would come across that way. It's just filled with medical drama cliches. Oh, and I'm glad that last line had some emotional impact. That was the intent, but I was worried that it wouldn't really have enough weight.

Thanks for reading, and you're welcome. I do what I can.

Mm, yes, probably because the ending was the only part that was semi-original, the rest is mostly comprised of a bunch medical drama cliches and contrived scenarios. But yes, Twifoal and BabySpike need more love. I rarely see any fics about them.

2994557 that's how I felt about it too, but I didn't want to say anything impolite. As for Itty-Bitty TwiSpike fics, there's...

Sudsy Adventures
Her Best Friend
and The Misadventures of Agent Sparkle and Agent Spike.

Hope those aren't ones you've already read.

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For shame, alexmagnet. For shame.

I have not read any of those. I will remedy this immediately.

Welp... time to kill myself. I guess that's what you get when you don't even make a cursory attempt at proofreading before submitting.

...also, fix'd

Author Interviewer

Can I have your stuff :V

Sure, but you have to take my cat too.

Author Interviewer

A burden I can manage. :B


This was pretty good. Although I would imagine that if Smarty Pants ever came to life she would hunt down Twilight for all her experiments on her! So..... is there any "Gregory House goes to Equestria" type stories on this site?

I would be shocked if there weren't. In fact, with a little bit of searching, I found this:

Do you believe in magic?


3000314 I began to read it, then abruptly stopped when they turned into ponies. Ponification is a big turn off for me.

Yep, same here. I just google'd "Gregory House in Equestria" and that was the first result. I didn't even read it. Didn't want to.

:moustache: Sweet jesus... I thought someone was dieing there! Twilight... you seriously need to get out more! Wait you're a filly in this fic... then at least stop with the experiments! Before Sweetie Bot becomes a reality!:twilightsmile:

Oh by the way Alex. I really need to stop going through your fics when i get bored. I didnt even realize this was yours until I started.

Stop being so damn good.

Heheh... You're the second person to read two of my fics without realizing that they were both mine.

perfect form. that was a magnificent transformation of perspective at the end. bravo!

... Wow. She really needs to get out more.

Nice. I figured out the twist very early on, but the thing that really convinced me that I was right was the "stuff". And the bone cutters. Good read.

I didn't catch onto this one until Night Light walked into the room, tbh. Didn't see it coming. :derpytongue2:

How did I know it was smartypants?

Twilight, you never shock for asystole. It doesn't "jump-start" a heart and make it beat again, it just makes for a slightly burned corpse.

In all seriousness, though, this was a really cute story. :pinkiesmile:

Well...It's not Lupus.:moustache:

Alright, I'll admit I didn't see that "twist" coming.

That last bit at the end - Beautiful. So f:yay:ing beautiful.

Thank you for writing! :twilightsmile:

Surgical Simulator 2013 anyone? :pinkiecrazy:

Saw that reveal coming, but very very cutedorable, and yeah, I can totally see Twilight doing this. Just, all the HHHHNNNNGGGGGG!!!!! So good thing she's got practice at heart surgery.

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