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Two months have passed since House faked his death to avoid prison and spend time with his best friend, Wilson. Together they have traveled the United States doing whatever it is Wilson wishes to do before he dies from terminal cancer.

The most recent decision was to go to Trentville, a small town with little to offer the pair, apart from an unbeatable drinking challenge.

After successfully completing the challenge House and Wilson pass out in an an alleyway behind the pub, only to wake up in rather different land.

How will House cope in a land that is filled with ideas he believes to be moronic, where kindness and friendship roam free. More importantly, how will Equestria cope with House's cold, hard, cynical logic? Also how will Wilson cope living in a land filled with ideals he has tried to convince House of his whole life?

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Good thing my we're already dead

1. Uhh... I don't understand:unsuresweetie:

I love Dr. House! This literally portrayed him quite well! Onto the next chapter!

tried to get to his feed

1. Feet.

Oh boy... now where's House with those snarky comments when ya need him?:rainbowlaugh:

I will enjoy this very much:pinkiehappy:

House and ponies?

This will be worth reading. I thought about making this crossover myself but wasn’t sure if it would be good.

most likely because the guard did not react to a human

I was thinking because of the whole feels better walking on all fours thing.

:pinkiegasp: Must... not... let... head... explode... from the... awesomeness of House!!!:pinkiecrazy:


I bet bits to bagels that Discord's statue is gone and a House statue is in it's place.

Potentially awesome. Now I'm usually against ponification, but such a crossover is well worth giving it a shot.
...I'm not even sure my previous sentence made any sense.

Anyway, waiting for chapter3! :D

I love you for making this crossover. I hate you for spoiling the series finale for House in the description when I'm SO CLOSE to reaching it.

Awww yeah! :rainbowlaugh:

Well, this is going right on my watch list!

He faked his death.
He was suppost to go back to jail for 6 months.
Wilson had 5 months left to live from cancer.
So he faked his death.
And rode away on bikes with Wilson.

Thanks for all the kind words guys, surprised you guys like it so much. Hope you guys look forward to chapter three. Wish the people disliking give a reason :D


Can't believe the likes Wilhelm, never expected this. :derpyderp2:

Still love the fact people love it, now I can only dream it gets featured.

It's the Human haters.
Users who downvote fics that are tagged human.

I raise you have bacon waffles that it's not. :derpytongue2:

It should do, if not the main feature, it should get the update feature when you write somemore.

You should consider putting more periods intead of so many commas. Gives the impression they're rushing through their speech, and a little bit of pausing is good for the reader too.

Otherwise it's good. Looking forward to more

Guess who came up with the title?

1029681 Probably so, but it would be fitting considering House.

No, a massive bottle of vicodin flying about, would be more fitting of House. :pinkiecrazy:

Ponified House and Wilson. That's interesting, tho I would have liked to see a House-Lyra debate on humans. Again, this is interesting but you should really throw more pauses instead of commas. Give the readers more calm and pause instead of just rushing through the thing

Forget House in Equestria, just stick Hugh Laurie in there and the story writes itself.


Why are people assuming they're ponies?

1029681 Yeah, it's funny that our fandom says "Love and Tolerate" while we have people hating fanfic because they have humans. Why do they hate these fanfics?

Because they're not the main characters?
Because it remembers them of G1 because it had humans too?

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1029928 The guard is completely unfazed at meeting a creature from another realm and Wilson is more comfortable on all fours (plus the little "surprised is belly didn't touch the ground" comment) made it quite a logical conclusion.

If they're not, cheers! :twilightsmile:

1029681 Yeah, it's funny that our fandom says "Love and Tolerate" while we have people hating fanfic because they have humans. Why do they hate these fanfics?

Because they're not the main characters?
Because it remembers them of G1 because it had humans too?



You have a basis for Wilson, will not tell you if it's correct or not yet :twilightsmile:

But what's this thing about house being a pony?:unsuresweetie:

Wilson on all fours.
The guard not freaking out.
Because most Human fics are/were self inserts where the Human saves equestria and has sex with the mane 6.
Because of this, people have come to hate Humans in pony fics.


It made it seem like Wilson was a pony, so it stands to reason that House would be too.:pinkiesmile:


Stand to reason? Doesn't sound like true House fan talk to me.

1029964 I didn't dare to hope that you would actually turn Wilson into a pony while House stay human, as it would be way too hilarious to be legal. Actually it's probably illegal. Then again, for House, one more offence or one less...

If you actually planned to do that, I have to salute your insane genius^^


Well it will all be revealed in the next chapter, or maybe not. 3 wrong and 1 right and all that...

1029983 1029979

Wouldn't House just think he was seeing things again?

1029995 Haha, remember me my own fanfic, and how I was supposed to show Bon Kurei's shape-shifting abilities "next chapter"....6 chapters ago xD

1030008 Maybe...Actually, he WILL think that... Which will make it only funnier ("My drunk ass see you as a cute little pony, Wilson!")

Oh god, I just though of something.

House (Human) trying to ride Pony Wilson.
House: Mush horsie.
Wilson: House, get the hell of me.
House: Silence horsie, I am 2 legs, king of this vomit comet, NOW MUSH.

1029967 And that's why our fandom can't have nice things. :pinkiecrazy:

See, if I wasn't so lazy, I would have wrote this.
But I am, so gcsmith can/is doing it.
Meh, I can still throw ideas at him. :pinkiecrazy:

WILSON GETS CANCER???!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

Crap, I guess I shouldnt've read the description without finishing the series...

It's more of a reflex action.
You put your hand on a hot place, you get burned, you never do that again.

You read a HIE, it's crap, your read 5 more HIE they are crap, you never read HIE again.

This shall be good.
Very good.
If you can pull House off.

And House faked his death to avoid prision.

Oh god, House vs. Ponies. This I must read.

Somehow I got featured, I love you guys.

1030126 yes, yes, that wasn't that much of a surprise. He's like Houdini, only cooler.
Anyway, for the sake of sportsmanship, here's a spoiler for you as well, considering you like other brainiac-protagonist stories.
Sherlock falls and dies in both "Game of Shadows" and the latest mini series, the scriptwriters were just incapable of coming up with decent endings.

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