Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I'm not exactly the best of writers... I hope to dear god I'm not the worst.

Old ass user, probably never finishing my stories cause they suck. If i like something of yours it's probably pretty damned good.

The Original silly brony limey

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I am Prince Glaciem of Equosia, a sovereign kingdom next to Equestria...Darkfire is my nickname. you will find out about me soon enough...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.