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Princess Cadence wants her daughter to live a normal life, which means going to a normal school and getting a normal education. One night, her precious little princess refuses to do her homework, so Cadence decides to help her. It can't be that bad, it's just math after all.

Part of the Princess Cadence is a terrible mom competition. I thought I’d throw my hat in the ring and promote it so some other creative people could try their hand at this contest. Cash prizes to whoever can make the judges laugh the loudest.

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I love this. It’s hilarious. Good luck on the contest.

you automatically have more confidence than me.

Thanks for the entry! I can't wait to read it. :)

The paper in her hooves was flipped over, revealing only a single question at the top of the blank sheet. It was a paragraph long, listing numbers and letters where numbers should have been, two negative numbers, a number with a decimal point, division signs clashing with multiplication signs. There was also a repeating decimal under a strange checkmark that created a roof for the long number, stretching over half the line as the problem suddenly introduced angels and degrees.

It was at that moment, Cadance knew she was *bleeped*

Hilarious story, and poor Cadance!

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Huk #5 · Apr 3rd, 2021 · · ·

... nice one, but when Twilight finds out it won't end up well :trollestia:

Love horse no math good. Love horse kill math. With fire.

As a grad student who despises word problems, I heartily approve.

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The only reason Flurry doesn't enjoy doing math as much as Purple Smart is because of Heart Butt's genes. :derpytongue2:

Jeez, Cady...

Flash a scroll to Twilight with a copy of the problem. You'll get back TEN PAGES with the solution in minute detail. Have Flurry turn THAT in...

Keep the goat.

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... You're not a bot, right?

I can't stand doing my homework. I can't call myself smart and diligent, I just need an education diploma, that's why I went to university. So as not to spend a lot of time on mastering subjects and programs that I am not interested in, I use the services of cwassignments.com. It really saves my time and I get excellent grades for my assignments. I have been using this service for a year and no one knows about it.

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Literally, every user who adds a website link in a comment for no reason is nothing but a bott. And literally, every bott who does this uses the same wording almost exactly every time as well.

Anyone actually gonna post the answers to those homework questions? Because I've got a big case of "badatmathitis."

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