Long story short...
Love hurts.
Also, I have no idea why I wrote this!
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This was a blast
That ending was perfect.
That is so funny! xD

Meh. Too normal.
I feel like harpy transformation is now on the to-do list for the Crystal couple.
That was absurd.
I APPROVE.
I went in to this thinking:
and I came out Thinking:
That shotgun look familar.
Wow... Pony Cupid got an upgrade I see.

Flurry: My aunt's job was to shot any cranky villains with her Rainbow Canon.
Twilight: Flurry, I keep telling you it was a concentrate force of harmonized energy focused into a single p-
Flurry: Canon, got it.
Cadance must’ve been thinking:
Pure evil to cut off a quote like that.
See, parents, this is why you check your children's homework.
Love and Tolerate until nothing is left
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Cadance didn't have a buck to give appreantly,
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The best upgrades involve weaponry.
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A few minutes one night, can pay off in the morning.
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Ty, my friend.
Don’t you mean a whole day? Also, this is hilarious.
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One of the theories I've had (and I don't recall if A Royal Problem or other episodes directly contradict it) is that Luna does her dreamwalking while she's asleep herself. Or at least an equivalent. Like, she looks like she's sleeping in her room but is actually working.
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Edited and fixed, ty.
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So much ROFL in the mind of a foal
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Totally
Well, Flurry Heart isn’t wrong on what Cadance does...
Amazing
I am amused by this!
And, I found my new profile pic.
Coverart Sauce: https://derpibooru.org/images/1802926 (SFW)
I had to take a little break because I was dying of laughter on how crazy this was. I LOVE IT! Where can I buy one?
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You made a gun pun. I applaud you.
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Yeah it does a shotgun full of love
This entire story makes me think of Doom Eternal's Doomicorn player skin. And it is marvelous.
i.imgur.com/dbRgXmE.jpg
This was awesome! I want a love shotgun!
YOU GET A SHIP AND YOU GET A SHIP AND YOU GET A SHIP
Could've been longer, but still fun.
Is this how love works?
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Bold of you to assume the princess of love plays Doom
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Eyup, I proved it myself. Everyone is in agonizing pain, but it works.
I understood that reference.
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Well she is definitely Shining Armor’s daughter. She should definitely start playing some O&O with her father.
Shining's sleeping on the sofa tonight.
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I did not know that was available and that is awesome.
Also from the description of the skin "DOOMicorn Slayer Skin with two color variants (Purple Pony and Night-Mare)"
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Legends tell of an impregnable fortress...
in its depths, surrounded by hoards of the gundead,
and guarded by a fearsome dragun,
lies a weapon of immeasurable power:
a gun that can kill the past!
..and also a shotgun full of love somewhere.
No one but her can know what Cadence was looking to bring back when she set out for the Gungeon.
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Nocturnal. She sleeps during the day. Then at night, she dreamwalks, which also involves being unconscious in bed.
Basically, she sleeps all the time!
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The god Fim Fiction approves and puts in favorites.
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Um, ok...thank you.
There's a god of FimFiction?
That was something.
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Yeah, boredom makes my humor weird.
Huh, that was a thing